Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk

[Jade Tigress]

[FONT=&quot]THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

 

[Ken Morgan]

I can barely pronouce most of those words now, I haven't had a drink yet today!!

 

[Sukerkin]

ROFLKLITA!

I think I need laminated flash cards pre-prepared for the [FONT=&quot]"THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK" - that could save a lot of problems :lol:.
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[Big Don]

ROFLKLITA!

I think I need laminated flash cards pre-prepared for the [FONT=&quot]"THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK" - that could save a lot of problems :lol:.
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You could have them printed on T shirts for your drinking buddies to wear...

 

[Carol]