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Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1.Test Firing the Death Star
Also
If Samuel L.Jackson was in Star Wars...
1. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ***.
2. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet mother f****r who taught me this ****.
3. Thats no moon, ******* - thats a f****ing space station!
4. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no f**k-*** teddy bears.
5. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherf****n' droids you're looking for.
6. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf****r.
7. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherf******g stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
8. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f**k we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
9. Feel the Force, motherf****r.
10. You sendin' in the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
11. Yeah Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
12. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****?
13. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother F****r.
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1.Test Firing the Death Star
Also
If Samuel L.Jackson was in Star Wars...
1. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ***.
2. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet mother f****r who taught me this ****.
3. Thats no moon, ******* - thats a f****ing space station!
4. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no f**k-*** teddy bears.
5. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherf****n' droids you're looking for.
6. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf****r.
7. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherf******g stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
8. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f**k we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
9. Feel the Force, motherf****r.
10. You sendin' in the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
11. Yeah Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
12. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****?
13. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother F****r.
