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Rob_Broad
Guest
These are the phrases you see in the magazines and hear at the seminars. But here is the hidden messages in them.
An American karate pioneer. -- Somebody who enjoys the feel of arrows in his back
High kicks are impractical. -- I'm not very good at high kicks
If you know your stuff, you only need to know one move. -- I only have one technique that works
Martial arts schools need to be regulated. -- By me
The martial arts build character. -- A lot of people in the martial arts are real characters
I can't show you my art because it is so powerful it always results in death. -- Everybody who has tried to use it in a real fight got killed
I can't show you my art because it is illegal. -- There's a law against fraud
I teach eclectic martial arts. -- I haven't studied anything long enough to know what I am doing
I study karate to stay in shape. -- I got beat up
I practice street karate. -- I spend a lot of time kissing the concrete.
Tournaments can't teach you how to react in a real fight. -- I never won a match in a tournament
Use no way as way, liberate yourself from the classical mess. -- Don't mess with me, I talk like Bruce Lee
You can become a credentialed instructor at a seminar. -- Did you bring your checkbook
None of that kata or philosphy stuff matter on the street. -- Sesame Street
An American karate pioneer. -- Somebody who enjoys the feel of arrows in his back
High kicks are impractical. -- I'm not very good at high kicks
If you know your stuff, you only need to know one move. -- I only have one technique that works
Martial arts schools need to be regulated. -- By me
The martial arts build character. -- A lot of people in the martial arts are real characters
I can't show you my art because it is so powerful it always results in death. -- Everybody who has tried to use it in a real fight got killed
I can't show you my art because it is illegal. -- There's a law against fraud
I teach eclectic martial arts. -- I haven't studied anything long enough to know what I am doing
I study karate to stay in shape. -- I got beat up
I practice street karate. -- I spend a lot of time kissing the concrete.
Tournaments can't teach you how to react in a real fight. -- I never won a match in a tournament
Use no way as way, liberate yourself from the classical mess. -- Don't mess with me, I talk like Bruce Lee
You can become a credentialed instructor at a seminar. -- Did you bring your checkbook
None of that kata or philosphy stuff matter on the street. -- Sesame Street