Young Auxiliary: (calls in a report of gunfire on radio)
Patrolman 1: "Is there anything else you can tell us about the incident?"
Young Auxiliary: "Yes, the gun was loud"
Patrolman 2: "It was...loud...?"
Young Auxiliary: "Yes, it was like a hand cannon!"
(pause)
Patrolman 1: "Everything I shoot sounds like that"
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Upon word that the Seabrook Nuke was under alert:
Retired LEO: "An area of the plant has been evacuated, but plant operations are not affected"
Retired LEO: "I have a correction. Plant operations may be affected, but the public is not at risk."
Nearby Ham Operator: "Are you sure?"
Retired LEO: "Yes. I repeat, the public is not in danger. The area was evacuated after a spill of cleaning products (containing ammonia)
Nearby Ham Operator: "How long has it been since they cleaned that place, anyway?"
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Town Dispatcher: "Subject, a xxxxxx at Wendy's, said a customer became irate and assaulted her by throwing an order of Mac and Cheese in her face"
(I've never had Mac and Cheese at Wendy's. Is it really that bad?)
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Nearby Ham Operator: "The State Police were detonating something at the (town) dump. Do you know what it was?"
Retired LEO: "No. That sure sounds trashy to me."
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The New Hampshire State Police would like to remind motorists that it is NOT entrapment if a trooper hides his cruiser and doesn't use his parking lights while trying to catch speeders.
(via Facebook)
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And the runner up:
Swansea, Mass: Harbormaster's office on alert after a report of a male subject in a motorized wheelchair. On a raft. Trying to row to Virginia. Believed to be intoxicated.
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And.....The Winnah!
Lawrence, Mass dispatch: "Caller reports a male streaking through the [city] common. No clothing description of suspect" :lfao: :lfao:
I just love New England
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Patrolman 1: "Is there anything else you can tell us about the incident?"
Young Auxiliary: "Yes, the gun was loud"
Patrolman 2: "It was...loud...?"
Young Auxiliary: "Yes, it was like a hand cannon!"
(pause)
Patrolman 1: "Everything I shoot sounds like that"
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Upon word that the Seabrook Nuke was under alert:
Retired LEO: "An area of the plant has been evacuated, but plant operations are not affected"
Retired LEO: "I have a correction. Plant operations may be affected, but the public is not at risk."
Nearby Ham Operator: "Are you sure?"
Retired LEO: "Yes. I repeat, the public is not in danger. The area was evacuated after a spill of cleaning products (containing ammonia)
Nearby Ham Operator: "How long has it been since they cleaned that place, anyway?"
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Town Dispatcher: "Subject, a xxxxxx at Wendy's, said a customer became irate and assaulted her by throwing an order of Mac and Cheese in her face"
(I've never had Mac and Cheese at Wendy's. Is it really that bad?)
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Nearby Ham Operator: "The State Police were detonating something at the (town) dump. Do you know what it was?"
Retired LEO: "No. That sure sounds trashy to me."
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The New Hampshire State Police would like to remind motorists that it is NOT entrapment if a trooper hides his cruiser and doesn't use his parking lights while trying to catch speeders.
(via Facebook)
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And the runner up:
Swansea, Mass: Harbormaster's office on alert after a report of a male subject in a motorized wheelchair. On a raft. Trying to row to Virginia. Believed to be intoxicated.
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And.....The Winnah!
Lawrence, Mass dispatch: "Caller reports a male streaking through the [city] common. No clothing description of suspect" :lfao: :lfao:
I just love New England
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