One whish...

[Yari]

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along
the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.

The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."

With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.

The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."

The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."



/Yari

 

[Cliarlaoch]

Funny, that joke's been reused now... used to be a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and G.W. Bush, with the Canuck wanting the farms, bin Laden the wall around AFGHANISTAN, and Bush asking the wall to be filled with water...


Still funny, but it's kinda weird how that happens.

 

[theletch1]

Recycled humor?!?! Nooooooo!

What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?
They both are wondering where all the dang tomahawks are coming from.

What is the new national bird of Iraq?
Duck.

What's the new five day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign Ambassador.

Why is it only half as hard to train Iraqi pilots?
You only have to train them to take off.

How do you play bingo in Iraq?
B-1 B-2 B-52 F-16

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see the airforce.

 

[Jill666]

Originally posted by theletch1
How do you play bingo in Iraq?
B-1 B-2 B-52 F-16

You forgot AK-47 and M-16. :armed:

Hey Saddaam! Right here, baby! :2xbird: