There is a song on s syndicated Radio show that sings:
Dear Santa this is Little Billy in Dallas Texas wants a Big Wheel with Air Conditioning, Power Windows and CD Player and Sony Play station.
Dear Santa this Raoul ( AKA Rich ) in Venezuela ( Michigan ) I want a stick, To burn to have heat with it. ( To better to beat you with it )
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I got a new pair of Rattan Canes. I mention the song because whe I here it, it makes me laugh. Dear Santa I want a STICK. I am not laughing at Raoul only at myself, that simple little things are what makes me happy. Now I have to go and get ready to practice with my stick.