Mall Ninja!

[jks9199]

Something brought this back to mind today... and I figured I just had to share.

Some years back, a poster appeared on GlockTalk (a gun forum with no relation to MT, other than name similiarity) who eventually extolled the awesome magnificence of his 3 man Rapid Tactical Force of mall security experts... Among other things he claimed that "I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls." And that was one of his less hilarious comments...

But rather than go on at length, someone was kind enough to gather it all up and preserve it for prosperity. Have fun! Shrine of the Mall Ninja

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Oh Lord! Wow, that is all I can say! :rofl:

 

[72ronin]

I like the way the Mod ended it, Classic.

 

[CoryKS]

Oh god, that's classic.

 

[terryl965]

Wow simply Wow

 

[Aiki Lee]

Ah the internet, breeding grounds for the loud and ignorant.

 

[bluekey88]

Reads like an excerpt from the screenplay of "Obsevre and report!" Sheesh.

 

[Rayban]

Some reall contenders there for the darwin awards when the flip their golf cart in a high speed chase.

Australian militants? wtf??

 

[Indagator]

Ah, Gecko45. Classic stuff.