I shall now reveal to you the secrets of how ninjas came to the United States.
The first ninja in the US was a warrior named Shin. He was a monk/ninja who had taken a vow of celibacy, as had his father and grandfather before him. He was not allowed to know, nor did he ever know, the carnal pleasures spoken of by Ashida Kim, for that would drain his chi, and he wouldn't be able to turn invisible after flipping out and chopping people's heads off. But, I digress.
He first arrived in the US in 1942 on a hot air balloon disguised as a pterodactyl. He rallied the Japanese citizens who were in internment camps to fight against interment camps. They were eventually able to win this battle by staging sit in protests. Some of these same people were trained as ninjas, and after the war, they became known as “The Secret Fraternal Brotherhood of the 12 Deadly Black Dragons International Association.”
This organization, also known as “t3h d34d1y”, was determined to have the most street lethal system known to man. Shin refined his technique while meditating under a waterfall and examining a rock with ninja drawings on it that was passed down from generation to generation. He spent so long doing this, that when he returned to his secret base camp; he found that the ninjas had elected a new, younger ninja master, who had good business sense. The new ninja leader, named Kim, made Shin leave in disgrace.
I know these things because Shin is my grandfather, and has passed his lethal teachings on to me. One day, t3h d34d1y shall return to its rightful place as the leading US ninja organization. Until that time, Ashida Kim will remain on my **** list.
You know, I really amuse myself some days.:roflmao:
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