I'd run away as fast as I could

[Shuto]

Wouldn't you?

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A fiancée has issued strict orders for her wedding day - including telling her intended when to use the toilet.


At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and "check self in mirror". At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.

And here I thought that demanding that the toilet seat be put down was going too far.

Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.

Color coded?

One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."

Now That's funny.

I sure am glad that we just did the courthouse thing.

 

[terryl965]

I'm glad it was'nt me.

 

[CoryKS]

One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica 'Bridezilla' and said: "Pity she didn't block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage."

She doesn't have to - the groom's ****ed.

 

[MA-Caver]

Terry... I agree but you're being a broken record... we got the point the first time around. :lol:

Some people have just got to have control over everything... wonders what got them that way?

 

[terryl965]

Terry... I agree but you're being a broken record... we got the point the first time around. :lol:

Some people have just got to have control over everything... wonders what got them that way?

The computer jammed and it keeped posting

 

[hong kong fooey]

ohh my god

if I were him as soon as I got the email I would have called the whole thing off she's nuts I would have ran the other way and not looked back!

 

[bushidomartialarts]

dude's getting what he deserves. there's no way this came as a surprise.

 

[hong kong fooey]

I will have to agree with you on that. there is no way it came as a surprise

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

dude's getting what he deserves. there's no way this came as a surprise.

It is his choice in the end. :erg:

 

[Carol]

We engineers have a reputation for being structured/anal beyond belief but thats a bit much even for me :lol:

 

[Shuto]

I will have to agree with you on that. there is no way it came as a surprise

He may have thought he knew what he was getting into, but I don't think he actually did. Not really.

 

[Jade Tigress]

She doesn't have to - the groom's ****ed.

OMG! :lfao:
I nearly spit coffee all over the keyboard!