The Family Circle Presidential Bake Off has been a chance for campaign aides to come up with recipes that make the candidates look folksy for years. And now the sanctity of that sacred American ritual has been tarnished. Tarnished I say!
Cindy McCain and Bill Clinton didn't develop their own cookie recipes! They lifted them from Hershey.com and the Betty Crocker cookbook. My faith in America and the American political process is shattered. Next they'll tell me that multimillionaires don't just use other people's recipes. They probably don't even mow their own lawns or change their own oil!
How will Americans decide who to vote for? Will we be reduced to Michelle Obama's shortbread which so far as I know isn't actually baklava? I say NO! We need to draft another candidate to give us a real choice, someone whose recipe is undoubtedly his own, whose conduct in the kitchen represents his true values and commitment to down home cooking!
I nominate Larry Craig and his Super Tuber Hot Dog Stuffed Butter Lubricated Potato.
Cindy McCain and Bill Clinton didn't develop their own cookie recipes! They lifted them from Hershey.com and the Betty Crocker cookbook. My faith in America and the American political process is shattered. Next they'll tell me that multimillionaires don't just use other people's recipes. They probably don't even mow their own lawns or change their own oil!
How will Americans decide who to vote for? Will we be reduced to Michelle Obama's shortbread which so far as I know isn't actually baklava? I say NO! We need to draft another candidate to give us a real choice, someone whose recipe is undoubtedly his own, whose conduct in the kitchen represents his true values and commitment to down home cooking!
I nominate Larry Craig and his Super Tuber Hot Dog Stuffed Butter Lubricated Potato.
