KenpoTess said:.. oh and I would like a new shower massager.. for the record
I think that I would like that and with a removeable head this way I can target the massaging head on my upper back so maybe I won't hurt as much.
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I think that I would like that and with a removeable head this way I can target the massaging head on my upper back so maybe I won't hurt as much.
OOh - I like the lingerie thing. How about a titanium pistol and cold steel blade with PRETTY holsters?
A groin holster would be good - bra holster too. Now THAT'S a Christmas present!
A groin holster would be good - bra holster too. Now THAT'S a Christmas present!
Sarah
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If it hurts you're not doing it right....oh....hang on wrong conversation! hehe
I think the more fun version is to take your other half into the shower with ya....
I think the more fun version is to take your other half into the shower with ya....
jfarnsworth said:
You are starting to scare me :uhyeah:
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*nodding in agreement*
I'm sooooo over this ancient house's plumbing.. the water pressure is NIL~!!!!
I'm sooooo over this ancient house's plumbing.. the water pressure is NIL~!!!!
Sarah
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Hey, nothing sexier than a woman in lingerie, with several guns!
Why cant we have it all....chocolate, lingerie, weapons!
Why cant we have it all....chocolate, lingerie, weapons!
jfarnsworth said:
I never said that there was anything wrong with it. I don't think personally I want to be involved with a woman that has guns and knives strapped to her wearing that type of outfit is all!Sarah said:
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Gee I have it all then, dressers full of lingerie, chocolate here and there, and my S/W 40.. guess I don't get anything for Christmas wait a darn second.. my bday is the day after.. so I shall forfeit..
wait a darn second.. my bday is the day after.. so I shall forfeit..
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oh forgot.. I would like a new whip
KenpoTess said:Gee I have it all then, dressers full of lingerie, chocolate here and there, and my S/W 40.. guess I don't get anything for Christmas
Ooooohhhhh, you get presents both days, Eh? That means double everything. How about that kit in purple as well? :idunno:
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heheee.. how about a different kit.. purple works
BOO!jfarnsworth said:
hee hee hee hee heeee :EG:
Aw, c'mon! Don't the bass turds always storm in during private moments? Get these on yer woman and then you're protected, see?
Besides ... keeps you in line.
BTW - I like the whip too, but that's for extra special moments. You may call me "She Who Rules." HHJH sed so.
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There ya go!Sarah said:
A gal who likes the jewelry
KenpoTess said:heheee.. how about a different kit.. purple works
Fair enough! Maybe you wouldn't like "MY" idea of a kit! Now that's scary!
shesulsa said:BOO!
hee hee hee hee heeee :EG:
Aw, c'mon! Don't the bass turds always storm in during private moments? Get these on yer woman and then you're protected, see?
Besides ... keeps you in line.
BTW - I like the whip too, but that's for extra special moments. You may call me "She Who Rules." HHJH sed so.
Yikes!
Nobody disturbs my private moments :ultracool
ME....In line! Ha.......Never!
Whips? Now you are realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly scaring me
Sarah
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Boy oh boy...if that scares you, its lucky you cant come into the LLR!!! hanging out with a bunch of MA woman would be way too much for you....hehe, ya sensitive wee thing you!
jfarnsworth said:
I do not wish to go into the women's locker room! There is way too much estrogen for one little 'ole male. I hope that everyone at least has a towel on while in there. All I keep thinking about is that scene in Porky's. So no way!!!!!!! :rofl:
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:idunno: I don't know what I'm running on but I'm sure it isn't estrogen.
Probably just caffeine. I'm supposed to have mood swings though. Maybe I save that up for sparring. No, not a good idea to go into the LLR, towels or not. Don't think I can protect you from the girls, knives and such, after all they are my buds too.
Oh, I like jewelry too.
Mostly I want a belt with two stripes on it that's been sitting for over a year and half getting dust on it. Everything else pales in contrast. Lotion, nope. Pj's nope. Things with a cord and prong attached, nope. Have enough perfume bottles to change scent every day of the week, so that nope. Don't even try to buy a woman something to wear.
I did like that massage chair at Brookstone when I finally got it working.
By then my legs got a good going over after a long day of walking and the back rollers were great. Only $1400. such a bargain. Guess I will stick to my massage mat which I got last Christmas.
Oh, a hot tub would be fine too for the day after workouts. But I see these crazy people hotfoot it outside in M'sota with 4 feet of snow around and :idunno: about that either. Freeze frame...not for me. I'm not in the polar bear club.
I know, martial arts books...just send me everything. We need a book of the month club on that. Someone write a review... TW
Probably just caffeine. I'm supposed to have mood swings though. Maybe I save that up for sparring. No, not a good idea to go into the LLR, towels or not. Don't think I can protect you from the girls, knives and such, after all they are my buds too.
Oh, I like jewelry too.
Mostly I want a belt with two stripes on it that's been sitting for over a year and half getting dust on it. Everything else pales in contrast. Lotion, nope. Pj's nope. Things with a cord and prong attached, nope. Have enough perfume bottles to change scent every day of the week, so that nope. Don't even try to buy a woman something to wear.
I did like that massage chair at Brookstone when I finally got it working.
By then my legs got a good going over after a long day of walking and the back rollers were great. Only $1400. such a bargain. Guess I will stick to my massage mat which I got last Christmas.
Oh, a hot tub would be fine too for the day after workouts. But I see these crazy people hotfoot it outside in M'sota with 4 feet of snow around and :idunno: about that either. Freeze frame...not for me. I'm not in the polar bear club.
I know, martial arts books...just send me everything. We need a book of the month club on that. Someone write a review... TW
Actually, I'm a bit concerned. Jason, if I'm only now beginning to scare you, I clearly haven't been doing my job.
C'MERE!!!
C'MERE!!!
KenpoTess said:Don't let Seig read this when he comes back from his hunting journey.. Yeah Tools would be good.. course for building the house ya know
He did buy me a new hammer.. nice 20 oz'er, ergo-dynamic even *G*
*off topic* I sprayed some air freshner stuff in here and it smells like booze* *makes a face*
ok .. now where was I.. *blinks*
Uhh, your highness... if you didn't want your significant other to read this then why did ya go ahead and post it hmmm? This is probably the most obvious of hints. :wink1:
Heh, gads I love this place. So cool to just kid around in.
That bath jelly looks... well.. lets just say I'd be rawther hesitant to get into it. Probably an acquired thing I reckon.
