Gaming and Martial Arts

Originally posted by Chronuss
I can't help you went through the wrong portal!!

Not only in Cow level. .but in Hell.. you stood at the bottom saying.. come on down.. it's safe... and what happens.. big ole ugly demon dude fillets me with his bare talons~!!!
*Glares*
 
my zon survived...that was all that mattered... :D ...I was only doing 4.5k damage with my multishot...so...eh. mwahahahaha.
 
...again...I reiterate...I can't help you went through the wrong portal....:rofl: :rofl:...and the hell moozle slayed ya...
 
my mercenary is level 84 cold spells work great
my zon uses more manner than most sorc. useing cold arrows but kills everything in sight on most levels.
Level 3 ending still rots in hell and nightmare for some reson To many monsters with cold and posion resistance and thats what my zon uses
 
my Frenzy Barb used two Ith Fury's, a perfect Arreats, an "Um"'ed Shaftstop, String of Ears, Gore Rider's, IK Set Gloves, a +2 Mara's ammy, perfect Raven Frost, and a Havoc Spiral, along with some +10dmg gc's, and +1 War Cry charms, along with a buncha other charms that escape at the moment...if I used Frenzy on anything, then ran to the next enemy, you couldn't see his feet move...just zip across the screen. and the only char I used a merc on was my Zon...used an offensive aura merc...that's how was able to get +4.5k multishot damage....:D
 
So I'm renting "Knights of the Old Republic" this week. This is a SWEET game. Its just like BG I/II, IWD I/II and NWN, but with Star Wars classes. I'm so lovin it. The only thing I don't like is that the classes are limited to just soldier, scout, scoundral and later, jedi. You even get to be a Mandalorian. I'm so glad my girl is an enabler and got me an xbox for christmas.
 
*perks up* ooh! might have to try that one!


*kicks machine* but might have to upgrade this hunk of junk known as a computer first....
 
PEBCAK?

wuzzat?

I've heard "user related", "operator error" and "the nut between the keyboard and the chair" but haven't heard "PEBCAK"
 
I was attempting to play Robin Hood yesterday.. no clue what I was doing.. but he's got some wicked moves *G*

Lots of good ole Martial arts mixed up with his bow and arrow.. ~!!


*gives a look to Rusty and Chronuss*
 
This about sums it up :)
(found on a gaming site)


34 things I learned from video games:
1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.

2. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.

3. If it moves, KILL IT!

4. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

5. One lone "good guy" can defeat an indeterminate number of "bad guys."

A. "Bad guys" move in predictable patterns.

B. Except for "bosses," most "bad guys" can be dispatched with one hit.

C. You often fare better against a large mob of "bad guys" then against a "boss" in one on one combat.

6. "Bosses" always hire henchmen weaker then they are to do their 'muscle work'.

7. If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.

8. You can smash things and get away with it.

A. Smashing things doesn't hurt.

B. Many nice things are hidden inside other things.

9. Cybernetics are our friends.

10. When driving, you can knock other vehicles off the road and get away with it.

11. If someone dies, they disappear.

12. Money is frequently found lying on the streets.

13. All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry.

14. If you get mad enough, you can fight even better than normal.

15. If it's on the ground, you should get it.

16. Repulsive, ugly, cannabalistic, evil beings have just as much right to be loved as heroic fighters.

17. The operation of a weapon is a simple and obvious procedure.

18. You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.

19. No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.

20. Death is reversible (but only for you!).

21. Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.

22. Whenever huge fat evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.

23. When you are born, you drop out of the sky (a stork?) and are completely invincible for a short time.

24. Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in elaborate patterns which make it easier for you to shoot them all down.

25. All martial arts women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.

26. All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.

27. The enemy always leaves weapons or powerups lying around for no reason other than so their bitter enemy can pick them up and defeat them with it.

28. Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil. If it doesn't, try and pick it up--- it was probably a powerup or bonus.

29. Carpe diem! You only live three times!

30. The most powerful fighters always wait until you have acheived a near-impossible, flawless win record and/or killed a certain number of opponents before they appear in your presence and beat the crap out of you.

31. You sustain injury if you shoot innocents.

32. 200 - 1 odds against you is NOT a problem.

33. gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names.

34. When racing vehicles, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
 
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