A woman is walking into a coffee shop. A beggar standing next to the entrance says, "I haven't eaten in a week." The woman snaps her head and looks at him and says, "I wish I had your willpower."
Curley: What'll ya have? Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg. Curley: Why do you want that? Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
