lklawson
Grandmaster
Last night at 7:00, I was giving my 3yo a bath when the doorbell rang. A stranger wearing an ID badge and claiming to be from Vectren, our local natural gas supplier, was claiming to be there to "adjust" our "winter rates" and all he needed was our latest Vectren bill.
Red flags bloomed like false hope at an Obama convention.
Besides being 7:00 at night, because Vectren would already have a copy of the blasted bill that they flame'n sent us, I knew there was something hinkie.
Anyway, I answered the door armed with my cane and a, discreetly hidden, big freaking knife (I teach both) but the thought occurred to me that the fella might be more than just a creative (if somewhat transparent) Identity Thief. He might have been a Home Invader.
I told him I didn't have a copy of the bill. "What? You don't have a copy?" sez he? "Not for some random stranger at my door," I replied and sent him on his way.
Now, I'm good with my stick and knife, but I ain't stupid. So I up-armed immediately. My P32 can ride in my shorts pocket without giving me Plumber's Crack, even if the shorts aren't held up with a belt, but my P11 with the 12+1 mag and spare mag in the other side will drag it down like a Democrat controlled Congress pulling down the economy. So I opted for the crotch holster.
Peace favor your sword,
Kirk
Red flags bloomed like false hope at an Obama convention.
Besides being 7:00 at night, because Vectren would already have a copy of the blasted bill that they flame'n sent us, I knew there was something hinkie.
Anyway, I answered the door armed with my cane and a, discreetly hidden, big freaking knife (I teach both) but the thought occurred to me that the fella might be more than just a creative (if somewhat transparent) Identity Thief. He might have been a Home Invader.
I told him I didn't have a copy of the bill. "What? You don't have a copy?" sez he? "Not for some random stranger at my door," I replied and sent him on his way.
Now, I'm good with my stick and knife, but I ain't stupid. So I up-armed immediately. My P32 can ride in my shorts pocket without giving me Plumber's Crack, even if the shorts aren't held up with a belt, but my P11 with the 12+1 mag and spare mag in the other side will drag it down like a Democrat controlled Congress pulling down the economy. So I opted for the crotch holster.
Peace favor your sword,
Kirk