Crazy Little Thing Called TARP

[Bill Mattocks]

Crazy Little Thing Called TARP
(apologies to Queen)

This thing called TARP I just can't handle it
this thing called TARP I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
This (This Thing) called TARP
(Called TARP)
It stinks (Like a diaper)
On a baby fed chili
It sucks (Woo Woo)
It blows (Woo Woo)
It takes my money out of my pocket like a criminal,
I don't like it
Trillion dollar thing called TARP

There goes my president
He knows how to spend our dough
He drives me crazy
He gives me empty pocket fever
Then he leaves me in a ditch, I'm rolled

I'd be a fool to relax, we get gyped
Get off my back
Take a back seat, to this ripoff
And take a long ride of a short pier
I'm not ready
Trillion dollar thing called TARP

I'd be a fool to relax, we get gyped
Get off my back
Take a back seat, to this ripoff
And take a long ride off a short pier
I'm not ready
Trillion dollar thing called TARP

This thing called TARP I just can't handle it
this thing called TARP I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP
Trillion dollar thing called TARP

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Nicely done.

Fair warning, I'm going through a list of the top 100 songs of 1984( because the 80's were awesome and I randomly chose 1984 as its Orwellian overtones are quite suitable for our satires I should think).