Cop and the Burglar

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It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominentlocal lawyer. He takes the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under thetree leaving the packages for the wife and children alone.

As he
is leaving the house, he is apprehended by a policeman. He confesses to what he has done but tells the policeman that he can't be arrested. The policeman asks why, and he responds,

"Because the law states
that I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney."
 

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It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominentlocal lawyer. He takes the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under thetree leaving the packages for the wife and children alone.

As he is leaving the house, he is apprehended by a policeman.He confesses to what he has done but tells the policeman that he can't be arrested. The policeman asks why, and he responds,

"Because the law states that I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney."
Make my day.
 

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