If Ever Caught Sleeping At Work... Use These..
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout.You probably got
here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how
to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout.You probably got
here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how
to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."