Bad Joke thread.

[bydand]

I thought there was a thread already with bad jokes, but tried a search and it didn't turn up. So here is a place to post those groaners that are bad, but still hold a shred of comedy, or are just so darn bad you have to share.

I'll start with one my dear wife drug home today.

Why don't people like to play with Tigger?


















Because he is always messing with Poo.

(I warned you it was bad, you chose to read this far, don't blame me!)

 

[bydand]

One last one for today.

What does Winnie the Poo and Alexander the Great have in common?



The both have THE same middle name.



(Once again, you continued to read to the bottom.) Kind of like a train wreck isn't it. Horrible, but riveting at the same time. I look forward to others unfortunately.

 

[Kreth]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?




"They're right, we do taste like chicken!"

 

[theletch1]

Did you hear about the new bartender's manual for folks who have trouble reading?

It's called Hooked on Tonics.

 

[Big Don]

How do you know policemen are strong?
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. Because they can hold up traffic

 

[Big Don]

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

 

[Big Don]

I thought there was a thread already with bad jokes, but tried a search and it didn't turn up. So here is a place to post those groaners that are bad, but still hold a shred of comedy, or are just so darn bad you have to share.


(I warned you it was bad, you chose to read this far, don't blame me!)

You really shouldn't encourage this type of thing...

 

[Big Don]

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

 

[bydand]

You really shouldn't encourage this type of thing...

And yet all of you jumped in with both feet. Thanks for these, I'll pass some of the on the my sons. Being in grade school they will think they are the funniest. Have to admit I got a good chuckle out of them so far as well.

Kreth, that's just wrong!, which reminds me, when 2 lesbians go to get married, they don't go to the courthouse to pick up a marriage license, they have to get a liquor license.

 

[theletch1]

What do you give an elephant with diarhea?
Lot's of room!

How do you stop an elephant from stampeding?
You cut off his stampeder.

 

[Touch Of Death]

Did you hear about the new bartender's manual for folks who have trouble reading?

It's called Hooked on Tonics.

Oh yeah. Did you know that Charlse Dickens suffered from terrible writers block until he asked his bartender for a martini. The Bartender asked....



















Olive 'r twist?:uhyeah:

 

[Touch Of Death]

And yet all of you jumped in with both feet. Thanks for these, I'll pass some of the on the my sons. Being in grade school they will think they are the funniest. Have to admit I got a good chuckle out of them so far as well.

Kreth, that's just wrong!, which reminds me, when 2 lesbians go to get married, they don't go to the courthouse to pick up a marriage license, they have to get a liquor license.

Thats lisence.
sean

 

[kalikg]

Mrs. Bigger had a baby; who was bigger? Mrs. Bigger or the baby?






The baby was a little bigger!!!!

I know, I know...I'm sorry.

 

[MBuzzy]

What does a fish say when he runs into concrete??





DAM!!!! Hahahahaha....wow, still funny after all this time.

 

[thardey]

Why did the elephant paint himself green and hide in the grass?




















To trip ants

 

[thardey]

Why did the elephant paint himself yellow and climb the tree?



















To ride the leaves down in the fall

 

[thardey]

Why did the elephant paint himself red and climb the cherry tree?























To hide from the poachers.

 

[thardey]

Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?





















Works pretty good, doesn't it?

 

[thardey]

Did you hear the one about how Tarzan died?




















Pickin' Cherries!

:roflmao:

 

[Touch Of Death]

Why did the elephant paint himself red and climb the cherry tree?























To hide from the poachers.

I'm just not getting these elephant jokes.
Sean