Alright, everyone moon mj-hi-yah!!!

[kid]

Hey thanks yoda. And may the force be with you.

*Has learned how to manipulate the force temporarily*

Lets see, who shall be my first volunteer?

"mj" You will shoot yourself in the foot. Then drop trow and moon everyone.

*Slight arching hand gesture*


kid

 

[jfarnsworth]

*snakes under lawn chair and hooks his pants between chair slats ... YANK!!*

WEDGIE!!!! ... oh, and ...
*FOOF* *FOOF*SSSnaap!FFFTTTTHHHTTT


YA SNOOZE YA LOSE!

Sticks tongue out at Shesulsa I'm smiling at your best shot.

 

[dubljay]

*quietly makes for the door*

 

[kid]

This ones for all the ladies.

 

[Raewyn]

This ones for all the ladies.

right back atchya

 

[shesulsa]

Sticks tongue out at Shesulsa I'm smiling at your best shot.

Best shot? Not even. *grabs Jason's tongue and throws him by it* Now pull your pants up, dammit.

 

[kid]

Best shot? Not even. *grabs Jason's tongue and throws him by it* Now pull your pants up, dammit.

LOL!! But that wasn't his tongue you grabed, infact you weren't anywhere near his face.

 

[kid]

right back atchya

*what kind of measureing contest is this*

"So your butt is bigger, Well mine is cuter then"



kid

 

[someguy]

Lessee here I'm going to put on a couple dozen pairs of pants. Then a rain coat and carry an umbrella. Ok now I can join....What am I forgetting hmm something important...D'oh a paint ball gun...Ah well I'll just set of the sprinkler system. Now where are those matches.

 

[Bill Lear]

Lessee here I'm going to put on a couple dozen pairs of pants. Then a rain coat and carry an umbrella. Ok now I can join....What am I forgetting hmm something important...D'oh a paint ball gun...Ah well I'll just set of the sprinkler system. Now where are those matches.

It's gunna be funny when those pants get wet and shrink up on you. You'll have to waddle like a robot out the door before MJ gets you. If I know her she'll try to get that paint gun away from you and turn your face into a modern art masterpiece.

:xtrmshock :goop:

 

[Bill Lear]

MJ puts a big kink in the hose leaving doubljay with just a drip (someone loosen his belt buckle he's turning blue)... sorry to disappoint you boys but this is a PG 13 Bar and Grill! :whip: The ladies surround Billy:jedi1: backed by the Stooges knuck knuck knuck knuck as he attempts to defend his popcorn... Steve you are due for a raise as I see a food fight coming on!

Oh man... MJ's lost her mind.

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Help!.. someguy got paint in my eyes!!!! Someguy your pants must be too tight you're not shooting straight...We have to all be more careful...looks like Biily got hurt too and OMG did someone give him a little head? :uhyeah:

 

[kid]

I have a force sensitive cat. Carefull he will get you.

 

[mj-hi-yah]

I have a force sensitive cat. Carefull he will get you.

By George, exactly what does this mean?:idunno: :lol:

 

[kid]

If I could post pics i would show you. Maybe i can get my bro to post a pic for me.

 

[Bill Lear]

Looks like MJ got a little close to someone when they mooned her... Control MJ! You have to control yourself! Sheesh!

http://williamtlear.net/joke_mj2.jpg

 

[mj-hi-yah]

It's a good thing my weekend is busy with repairing my front tooth and all but in the words of Arnold.... I'll be back! With a moon shield helmet on, me thinks! Can someone find my tooth please? Check Billy's elbow!

 

[kid]

i heard he keeps it under his pillow.

 

[Bill Lear]

It's a good thing my weekend is busy with repairing my front tooth and all but in the words of Arnold.... I'll be back! With a moon shield helmet on, me thinks! Can someone find my tooth please? Check Billy's elbow!

It's not my fault! I jerked my arms back 'cause your hands were cold. Here's your tooth...

 

[shesulsa]

Excuse me? ex-CUSE ME??? One of our ladies hurt???

*ahem* LADIES, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY IN THE LOCKER ROOM - MJ HAS BEEN HURT ... THIS IS NOT A DRILL ... REPEAT ... THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!