3rd Man in history to walk on water

[crushing]

The 3rd man in history to walk on water:

1. Christ
2. The apostle Peter
3. This guy, Jose

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Please heretic888, it's a joke. I don't want to get into the historionics of Christ, or the mental construction of water as a solid that may allow one to walk on it!

 

[Lisa]

Hey, if I had that bull on my ***, damn rights I would be able to walk on water!!!

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

Please heretic888, it's a joke. I don't want to get into the historionics of Christ, or the mental construction of water as a solid that may allow one to walk on it!

lololol
That was the funniest part

 

[jdinca]

:rofl: That's just good stuff, right there. The look on Jose's face pretty much says it all.

 

[CoryKS]

Run, Taurus!

 

[exile]

I think we can upgrade this man's achievement... based on previous accounts of the phenomenon in the preceding two cases, he is actually the first man in history to run on water!

 

[bluemtn]

If it was me, I'd become like that little kid from the movie, "The Incredibles"... Not only walk, but break the sound barrier on water!

 

[tellner]

"Going to Code Brown!"

 

[MA-Caver]

I think we can upgrade this man's achievement... based on previous accounts of the phenomenon in the preceding two cases, he is actually the first man in history to run on water!

Exactly my thoughts too... walking and running are two different things.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Well it appears he does have a good reason to run on water after all.

HECK if in the same situation I can only hope that I was as successful

 

[morph4me]

Wonder what he did to piss the bull off, and if it was on purpose.

 

[Empty Hands]

Hey, I walked on water several times. You have to be a bit careful, but it wasn't too hard. What was harder was staying warm on top of all that ice...

 

[exile]

Wonder what he did to piss the bull off, and if it was on purpose.

All I can say is, he better hope that his pursuer doesn't turn out to be the first bull in history to run on water...

 

[morph4me]

All I can say is, he better hope that his pursuer doesn't turn out to be the first bull in history to run on water...

If he ran toward the crowd he wouldn't have to worry about running on water, just outrunning the guy next to him:EG:

 

[CoryKS]

If he ran toward the crowd he wouldn't have to worry about running on water, just outrunning the guy next to him:EG:

I think that only works with hungry animals, not the seriously pissed off ones.

 

[terryl965]

We;; there goes the nieghborhood.

 

[jdinca]

"Going to Code Brown!"

I'd say the code brown has already occurred. It's probably what's propelling him across the water.

 

[Dave Leverich]

Rofl, what a great picture heh.
The bull didn't look like it was slowing though, that guy better know how to swim underwater ;p.
And yeah, code brown definitely initiated heh.

 

[Touch Of Death]

The 3rd man in history to walk on water:

1. Christ
2. The apostle Peter
3. This guy, Jose

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Please heretic888, it's a joke. I don't want to get into the historionics of Christ, or the mental construction of water as a solid that may allow one to walk on it!

Historionics? Is that even a word?
Sean

 

[CoryKS]

Historionics? Is that even a word.
Sean

It is now. It's history! It's histrionics! It's historionics! I love it.