Yo Mamma Jokes

[KatGurl]

hmm

Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the 4train and she took the 2train twice!

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched yo mama

Your mama is so dumb she need's a tutor to read lips

Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone!

yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico

Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!

yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning

Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain!

You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you ***** HAppens

yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock.

Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

yo momma so hairy...u almost died of carpet burns when u were born

ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!!

yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!

yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, I got all my sister with me....."

YO MAMA SOOO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER!

Your Mom is so nasty, When i asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her feet and said "CORN"!

Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout!

Your Momma is so fat, She bungee jump and fell straight to Hell.

YOUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat *** out of the way

 

[Doc]

Originally posted by KatGurl
hmm

Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the 4train and she took the 2train twice!

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched yo mama

Your mama is so dumb she need's a tutor to read lips

Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone!

yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico

Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!

yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning

Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain!

You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you ***** HAppens

yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock.

Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

yo momma so hairy...u almost died of carpet burns when u were born

ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!!

yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!

yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, I got all my sister with me....."

YO MAMA SOOO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER!

Your Mom is so nasty, When i asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her feet and said "CORN"!

Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout!

Your Momma is so fat, She bungee jump and fell straight to Hell.

YOUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat *** out of the way [/QUOTE

Is that it? A real struggle ain't it?

OK how about this.

Yo Mama so fat when her beeper went off, everybody thought she was backin' up.

 

[KatGurl]

Originally posted by Doc

Is that it? A real struggle ain't it?

OK how about this.

Yo Mama so fat when her beeper went off, everybody thought she was backin' up. [/B]

dat's weaker than weak

 

[KatGurl]

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.



who's da masta now? :ubercool:

 

[Kenpo Wolf]

You go, girlfriend!!!

 

[KatGurl]

Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
You go, girlfriend!!!

thank you

 

[KatGurl]

anyone else wanna try me?

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by KatGurl
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

They made Free Willy and I heard it was good, but come on Free Willy 2 and Free Willy 3? How stupid can one whale be?

 

[Aaron]

How about, your momma so fat when she puts on a red t-shirt all the kids start yelling "Kool-aid, Kool-aid!"

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by KatGurl
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.



who's da masta now? :ubercool:

And people say I have too much time on my hands!!!

 

[KatGurl]

should I post more... or should I give you peeps more time

 

[D_Brady]

Katgurl is my daughter and my student, I think she needs to spend more time on long 2 .Less time sparring the key board but then again some one has to keep an eye on the rest of us.:boxing:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by KatGurl
should I post more... or should I give you peeps more time

I am not a baby chicken, i will thank you to stop referring to me as such:boing2:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by D_Brady
Katgurl is my daughter and my student, I think she needs to spend more time on long 2 .Less time sparring the key board but then again some one has to keep an eye on the rest of us.:boxing:

DOn't worry, we will try and keep the bad element at bay!:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by D_Brady
Katgurl is my daughter and my student, I think she needs to spend more time on long 2 .Less time sparring the key board but then again some one has to keep an eye on the rest of us.:boxing:

Interesting.......*Clasps fingers together* :ticked:

 

[jeffkyle]

Your momma is so fat...she has more chins than chinatown.

Modified from a Weird Al Yankovick song!

 

[TKDman]

*Drum roll please*

Your mommas so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Your mommas so fat, her butt cheeks have their own senators.

 

[Kroy]

Yo mamma's so ugly her shadow quit..

Yo mamma's so ugly, her pillow cries at night :rofl:

 

[Cryozombie]

Your Momma's So smelly they had to put poo on her birthday cake to keep the flies off her.

You Momma's so dumb she cant find the recepie for icecubes.

Your Momma's so nasty she sticks to the floor when she does the splits.

Your momma's so dumb they told her it was raining cats and dogs and she called animal control.

You momma's so poor her phone is 2 cans of peas on a string.

Your Daddy's so Fat they call him Fatter Albert.

Your momma's so ugly when she walks down the street people go "Damn thats one ugly Bi@#$!"

Your momma's so skanky Santa calls her his Hoe Hoe Hoe!

AND AND AND:

YO MOMMA'S SO DUMB, SHE STUDIES MARTIAL ARTS FROM MASTER OF BLADES!

Just Kiddin MOB, had to Jump on the bandwagon.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Technopunk


AND AND AND:

YO MOMMA'S SO DUMB, SHE STUDIES MARTIAL ARTS FROM MASTER OF BLADES!

Just Kiddin MOB, had to Jump on the bandwagon.

Yeah yeah , Who the hell started this thread again! Shush, dont tell Rich!