Yo Mamma Jokes

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
I have no wife, I have an ex-wife which means I know have a life.

And that explains the extra money in your pocket!

 

[Seig]

Yo Mamma's so fat she play's hopscotch like this,"Cailfornia, Colorado, Ohio..."

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB,

I took your to task, so that the big bad moderators would not.

As for Judo-Kid, I dislike his opinions, yet I welcome them many times since they are different then mine.


Yo Momma so Dumb she let you stay up all night on the internet when you have a test in the morning!

Come On Be-atch Step up to the line

Have a nice sleep, and I am looking forward to your reply tomorrow.

Nah Judo-Kid is good for the site, He's almost like the town joker. And when he makes a post about conquering the world using only his left nut or Mastering the art of Mastering you know its gonna get at least 20 pages!

Yo Momma so ugly that the doctor fainted when he took her out the test tube.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Kirk
And that explains the extra money in your pocket!

Kirk,

You would have no idea. I never know how much money I really made untill after all the bills were paid for the divorce and jsut before. All of a sudden one day I went from being Broke to having money. And money to go see friends, and to buy clothes, and comfort food. (* These being things I either saved for by not eating lunch or did with out. *)


I know this is not a Yo Momma but I could not resist.

My Ex is sooo BAD that even the judge turned down her repeated attempts at Alimony.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Seig,

I like the State Hopscotch !


MOB,

You know the test tube thing from person?



Yo Momma is soo fat she blow out the tires of her bicycle. Even when the side read Steel Belted Radials!

:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Yo' Rich,

Yo' momma stinks so bad that even the rats complained to the council

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo' Rich,

Yo' momma stinks so bad that even the rats complained to the council

Yo MOB,

The Rats are the Council, I guess you really do know nothing about politics


Yo Mamma is so stupid she went out and bought you Cheese when she heard you were lossing to the Rat Race!

Yo Momma is so Ugly, you were not delivered in a hospital, but delivered by Fed Ex, to avoid the Carrier i.e. Yo Momma

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yo MOB,

The Rats are the Council, I guess you really do know nothing about politics


Yo Mamma is so stupid she went out and bought you Cheese when she heard you were lossing to the Rat Race!

Yo Momma is so Ugly, you were not delivered in a hospital, but delivered by Fed Ex, to avoid the Carrier i.e. Yo Momma

Ouch!!!!

Yo Rich, Yo' momma is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up fingered and thrown down the alley

 

[Rich Parsons]

Yo Momma so ugly she could not work the corner she had to hide in the alley, working as a ball return for the bowling balls!


Yo Momma is so Fat she rolled over on the beach and went from England to France!

:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Yo' momma is so dumb she PUT ON weight with Weight Watchers

And I'm gonna go take a bath cuz unlike YO' MOMMA people do wash


Slick exit or what? :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo' momma is so dumb she PUT ON weight with Weight Watchers

And I'm gonna go take a bath cuz unlike YO' MOMMA people do wash


Slick exit or what? :rofl:

Slick is the oil slick in the Bath you take, with Yo Momma washing behind your Ears for you!

Adults in the USA take showers and do not need their Mommas to help them!

Yo' Momma is so ugly she is used by Weight Watchers to scare teh weight off of people!

Yo' Momma is so Fat she is used by Wieght Watchers to show what will happen if you keep eatting !

Yo Momma is is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and leave a ring on the beach, BTW killing all the local wild life!

You can run, but you cannot hide

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Slick is the oil slick in the Bath you take, with Yo Momma washing behind your Ears for you!

Adults in the USA take showers and do not need their Mommas to help them!

Yo' Momma is so ugly she is used by Weight Watchers to scare teh weight off of people!

Yo' Momma is so Fat she is used by Wieght Watchers to show what will happen if you keep eatting !

Yo Momma is is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and leave a ring on the beach, BTW killing all the local wild life!

You can run, but you cannot hide

LOL Nice little barrage there......

Yo' momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets put in the closet after.

And in response to your own kinda words

"Dont hunt what you cant kill" :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
LOL Nice little barrage there......

Yo' momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets put in the closet after.

And in response to your own kinda words

"Dont hunt what you cant kill" :rofl:

Hmmm,


I am sensing a little sexual tension here???

Yo Momma is like a Buick 225, the model is no longer made, it sucks wind and blows out hot gases from its' rear end. Oh Yeah she is one of the biggest models in her class! We all hope she just is not the convertible so her top is not down. :shrug:


:rofl:


PS:

I can kill what I hunt. The Question is, are you worth the time to hunt? Nope!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Hmmm,


I am sensing a little sexual tension here???

Yo Momma is like a Buick 225, the model is no longer made, it sucks wind and blows out hot gases from its' rear end. Oh Yeah she is one of the biggest models in her class! We all hope she just is not the convertible so her top is not down. :shrug:


:rofl:


PS:

I can kill what I hunt. The Question is, are you worth the time to hunt? Nope!

OOOOO..............good one lol :rofl: How can I not be worth the hunt when you have just spent the better part of 5 pages "hunting" me!

And now for the Ultimate unbeatable mum cuss,

YO MOMMA

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Yo Momma was so stupid she raised her child to call her


YO Momma!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yo Momma was so stupid she raised her child to call her


YO Momma!

No YO MOMMA!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
No YO MOMMA!

Another piece of data to show just How right I am!


Yo Momma is so ugly she was watching TV and Pres George W Bush was on, and she thought she was looking into a Mirror ! :shrug:


:rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Another piece of data to show just How right I am!


Yo Momma is so ugly she was watching TV and Pres George W Bush was on, and she thought she was looking into a Mirror ! :shrug:


:rofl:

Okay I thik we should end it here cuz thats just downright offensive! :rofl:

Or as you can tell I have run out of mum cusses. :shrug:

 

[KatGurl]

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at a juice container for hours because it said concentrate!:lol:

 

[Seig]

Just remember, it is OK to be fat, it's even OK to be UGLY, but Dear God Above, don't do both.



BTW, You momma takin it to the extreme





Yo Momma so stinky that the dog had to lick his :moon: to get the taste off his tongue