My version is walk a mile in their shoes because then you're a mile away and it's harder for them to chase you.IamBaytor said:
Whitty One Liners
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Raewyn
Master Black Belt
A closed mouth gathers no foot
Chronuss
Senior Master
you people just keep describing me more and more....it's creppy...:uhohh:IamBaytor said:
guns don't kill people, bullets dont' kill people....massive trauma and blood loss do...
bignick said:
Actually I think it is Anoxia, or the lack of oxygen to the brain, that kills people. Yes there are factors that lead up to the loss of that oxygen
, such as blood loss from a bullet or two. The things your remember from Trivia Pursuit
fair enough...trivial pursuit...i was wondering how i knew there are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball...or that stewardesses is the longest word in english you can type with only the left hand...
Flatlander
Grandmaster
Go to the obscure facts and trivia thread I started here, if you have more to add.....
HA! How's this quote:bignick said:
(the guy wigged out for a moment)
Chronuss
Senior Master
If I wanted your opinion...I'd beat it out of you...
Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you...
Decals on your car add 15hp.
Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you...
Decals on your car add 15hp.
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
Rock on with your bad self!! lolChronuss said:
Sarah
Senior Master
A day without sunshine is like....night!! http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001Chronuss said:
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
If a turtle does'nt have a shell, is he homeless or naked!!!!
Sarah
Senior Master
Thought these were a bot of a giggle:
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Sarah
Senior Master
and this one:
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
Chronuss
Senior Master
...I have that as an away message....mine...all mine...:armed:...along with "Chicks dig geeks.Sarah said:A day without sunshine is like....night!!
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Chronuss
Senior Master
that would qualify as both...and boy would that suck.Raisin said:If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked!!!!
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
"Whip it out and show me what ya got, I wanna make sure Im not disappointed later!!!"
The face is familiar but I cant quite remember my name!
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content
The face is familiar but I cant quite remember my name!
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content
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Tkang_TKD
Guest
If ignorance is bliss, you are the king (queen) of multiple orgasms...
Chronuss
Senior Master
that sounds more like you've got blood in your alcohol...Raisin said:
