World's Thinnest Books

[Disco]

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY FOUR MONTHS IN NAM
by John Kerry

HOW I SUPPORT OUR MILITARY
by John Kerry

HOW I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
and was never hospitalized
by John Kerry

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the Sierra Club

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

MY CONSISTENT SENATE VOTES
by John Kerry


And the world's Number OneThinnest Book ........

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

 

[TigerWoman]

:idunno:
That book about "everything men know about women"
and the book about " everything women know about men"
just check out the latest threads...there seems to be alot of material.
TW

 

[AaronLucia]

Are those books on the best seller list?


Where can i get copies of 'em?

 

[Taimishu]

Battles I won.
S Hussein.

My favorite holes.
S Hussein

Promises I've kept
T Blair.

David

 

[Feisty Mouse]

I think you forgot

MY MORAL INTEGRITY
by John Ashcroft

MY CONSISTENT POLITICAL STANDS
by George W. Bush

HOW I PLAN TO GET US OUT OF IRAQ
also by G W Bush

 

[Tkang_TKD]

Coalition of the Willing
G W Bush


Views of the Vietnam Countryside
G W Bush
Foreward by Dick Cheney


Combat for Dummies
G W Bush

 

[Tkang_TKD]

How to create an Economic Windfall
G W Bush
Foreward by Allen Greenspan

 

[Flatlander]

Effective Methods of Marital Longevity
by Liz Taylor

Respect Through Respectable Attire
by Christina Aguilara

The Art of Articulation
by Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne

Democratic Values to Live By
by Fidel Castro

 

[sifu nick]

Planning Wedding Anniversaries
Britney Spears

 

[The Kai]

The art of Gentle Seduction
Kobe Bryant

Getting by on Talent Along
Brittany Spears

Deep Thoughts
Paris Hilton

How to be an effective member of the National Guard
George Bush

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Respect Through Respectable Attire
by Christina Aguilara

:lol:

 

[Baytor]

The art of Gentle Seduction
Kobe Bryant

Getting by on Talent Along
Brittany Spears

Deep Thoughts
Paris Hilton

How to be an effective member of the National Guard
George Bush

Very nice!:boing1:

"A Matter of Color, Why the White Gi is Superior"
-P. Skerry

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

Lets not forget classics like

How to do everything but keep a man
Martha Stewart

How to Ski
Sonny Bono

Say Hello to My Little Friend
xxxxxxxx (I think everyone knows that one)

I'm Rick James B*@ch
Rick James

Marriage made easy
Elizabeth Taylor

How to pick up a little something different
Eddie Murphy



Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

 

[Raewyn]

Things I love about Bill - By Hillary Clinton


The Wild years - By Al Gore

Amelia Earharts Guide To the Pacific

Americas most popluar lawyers

 

[Chronuss]

Planning Wedding Anniversaries
Britney Spears

hell...that one should be by Jennifer Lopez...

 

[Raewyn]

hell...that one should be by Jennifer Lopez...

Man..............I always enjoy reading your posts!!!!

 

[Patrick Skerry]

HOW TO FIGHT A SENSITIVE WAR
by John Kerry

I think you forgot

MY MORAL INTEGRITY
by John Ashcroft

MY CONSISTENT POLITICAL STANDS
by George W. Bush

HOW I PLAN TO GET US OUT OF IRAQ
also by G W Bush

 

[Patrick Skerry]

Very nice!:boing1:

"A Matter of Color, Why the White Gi is Superior"
-P. Skerry

MY LIFE IN JUDO
by bignick

DIPLOMACY
by IamBaytor

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Oh yeah?

How to Win Friends and Influence People
by Patrick Skerry

 

[Patrick Skerry]

Oh yeah?

JEET KUNE DO
by Feisty Mouse