What to do during a police encounter...

Discussion in 'General Self Defense' started by jks9199, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. Anarax

    Anarax Black Belt

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    I usually do the following.

    1. Be as uncooperative and condescending as possible for no reason.

    2. Repeatedly yell I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN, I'M A SOVERIGN CITIZEN

    3. Call them Nazis and claim police brutality

    Just kidding. I've been pulled over numerous times(traffic violations) and I always treat them with respect and they do the same. More then half the time they don't even give me a ticket
     
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  2. Dirty Dog

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    I always make sure I have my gun in hand, and yell "I have a gun" to make sure the officer knows I'm armed.
    Or not.
    I find the advice "Don't be a **** waffle" good. Be civil and odds are the officer will be too.
     
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    You should try the Blazing Saddles routine.

    (With gun to your own head and with a tough guy voice) "get back or the bald guy gets it"

    (Then in a scared voice) "he'll do it...he's crazy"
     
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