What are some of the fight word/things people say when they want to fight you (slangs

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  1. still learning

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    Hello, In Hawaii when we meet people, we say "Howzit",short for "How are you". HOWZIT!

    If someone is mad at you and wants to punch you in the face, they said" "Bra? You like your face? (meaning -I am going to punch your face)

    "You going get lickings " (meaning -you are going to get a spanking) mostly children being scolded by their parents.

    "Bra"? They like beef? (They want to fight us). "BRA" - means brother,but does not have to be related,

    "You like one crack?" (meaning -You want me to punch you?)

    "Bra"? you no like live heh? (meaning-you want me to shorten your life?,a threat?)

    What are some of the ones you hear on the streets of your town? ...Aloha or say good-bye....#^^&*%$*%$#* OUCH!!
     
  2. Hand Sword

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    "What up"
    "knuckle up"
    "Guard your grill"
    "bring it"
    "come with it"
    "step up"
     
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    'What the **** you looking at?'
    'You want some do you, come on then you **** I'll have you now'
    'yeah..yeah..YEAH?!' ( usually seen with arms straightened but lowered and chest and head pushed forward ready to get headbutted)
    and one that I've personally heard, but only once;
    'You want to tango? cos I'm the dancemaster'

    That one was original at least.
     
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    Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just. . .wait, never mind. Different kind of fight.
     
  5. Hand Sword

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    Man to man, that statement would probably lead to hostilities!
     
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    LMAO!

    Thats great. Someone actually said that? Awesome.

    Not exactly a pre-fight threat, but one guy that got kicked out of the club the other night called 'Parley'. As in, hoist the jolly roger, keelhaul the landlubbers, eyepatch and parrot, parley.

    He insisted we take him to the captain.
     
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    Obviously well plasted! Kicked out for good reason! But, those kind of people make bouncing kind of fun, leading to a good laugh!
     
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    Too Funny...

    Too True...
     
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    I live in London which has a very mixed cultural society so i hear all sorts let me.....

    streetthug

    ''wha?!?you want beef??''
    '' who the **** wants what!!?
    ''some one want so cop-a-beat-down''

    cockney

    ''listen hear sunshine you keep mugging me off and im going to have to give you a good hiding''

    ''you keep flapping them lips son and im going to have to send you home to your mum''


    ahh theres to many I'll have a thing and post back in a minute.
     
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    I live in London which has a very mixed cultural society so i hear all sorts let me.....

    streetthug

    ''wha?!?you want beef??''
    '' who the **** wants what!!?
    ''some one want so cop-a-beat-down''

    cockney

    ''listen hear sunshine you keep mugging me off and im going to have to give you a good hiding''

    ''you keep flapping them lips son and im going to have to send you home to your mum''


    ahh theres to many I'll have a thing and post back in a minute.
     
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    Well it’s been a while but some I have used, had used, or heard were.

    You wanna scrap.
    You want some of this.
    I’ll give you all you want and then some.
    Did you bring your lunch.
    Better pack a lunch.
    (A LONG time ago) I was asked if I wanted to get some B’s LOL
    The guy was twisting his fists and buzzing

    I’ll take you out.
     
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    When in confrontational situations, I've found that speaking in their terms tends to help - not as in threatening them back, but using a similar language. Using corse language also helps to make you seem tougher, however rediculous that is on the objective level.
     
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    Hello, I use this once " You want to escalated this? ....His Mom stop him from rushing me.

    Yea...dumb thing to say....Aloha
     
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    In my experience, the ones that really wanted to fight didn't say anything, they just came at you! :0)
     
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    I (still being in school) have heard loads, but most of them are too rude.
    So here goes.

    I ****** kill you now bre! (bre ((i think)) is welsh chav language for brother)
    You gonna drop like a sack of ****!
    I'll give you till 10 to run away....10!
     
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    Seeing some of these reminds me of how un-hip I am anymore.
     
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    Send you home to your mum is the funniest one I've heard!
     
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    At an OP in view of your house...
    I have seen more fights start with "Talkin' **** (sh-word)!" Most of the times the guy about to get decked wasn't even saying anything. I always thought that was weird. The people you really have to worry about though are those who don't say anything at all...

    Paul
     
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    bit like dogs really. the one's that don't bark, but just watch ya waiting til they can get off the leash...
     
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    Ive seen one person use such a thing to say.

    "Hey."

    Thats all Ive ever heard.123
     

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