Things you never thought you'd say at the pump

[shesulsa]

$60 on #2, please.

I wonder if I can have my husband just fart directly into the tank?

Maybe they can bring leaded gasoline back.

"Our father who art in heaven ..."

*cry*

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

:rofl:

 

[mrhnau]

funny

I was driving today and went by this gas station that had closed. It still had prices from when it shut down. $1.19 gas! Gosh, I miss those days...

 

[Jade Tigress]

It's crazy. Makes me wonder how these gas prices aren't a topic of news everyday.

 

[Kacey]

It's crazy. Makes me wonder how these gas prices aren't a topic of news everyday.

They are in Denver... of course, according to the story I saw, we had the highest average cost in the country several days ago.

 

[Touch Of Death]

It's crazy. Makes me wonder how these gas prices aren't a topic of news everyday.

That would be unpatriotic or even treasonous. (LOL) News is now a for profit enterprise.
Sean

 

[Bigshadow]

I usually say... "This is ****ing highway robbery! Damn pirates!"

 

[bydand]

$60 on #2, please.

Trade you if $60 fills your tank. I had to fill our bucket truck today... 60 GALLONS later at $3.18 a gallon I was so glad it is on the company card and can be used as a write off.

 

[bluemtn]

"$1.2.3.4.5....$30"

Damn! I remember when I could get $10 worth, and this puppy would be full!

Bloodsuckers!

I wonder how long it will take me to ride my bike to work?

 

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

I get spooked thinking about how far it has yet to go.

 

[Sukerkin]

Is this the point where an Englishman is supposed to poke his head in and say something like "You Yanks don't know you're born!" .

To elaborate somewhat more sensibly, over here in Blighty we pay roughly $2 a litre (1 US gallon = 3.785 litre) and earn roughly half as much (for an equivalent profession) - life is so unfair :cries:.

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Is this the point where an Englishman is supposed to poke his head in and say something like "You Yanks don't know you're born!" .

To elaborate somewhat more sensibly, over here in Blighty we pay roughly $2 a litre (1 US gallon = 3.785 litre) and earn roughly half as much (for an equivalent profession) - life is so unfair :cries:.

I feel for you!

 

[bluemtn]

Is this the point where an Englishman is supposed to poke his head in and say something like "You Yanks don't know you're born!" .

To elaborate somewhat more sensibly, over here in Blighty we pay roughly $2 a litre (1 US gallon = 3.785 litre) and earn roughly half as much (for an equivalent profession) - life is so unfair :cries:.

Ouch.......

 

[Touch Of Death]

Ouch.......

Their whole tax structure is different; so, don't get too sympathetic.
Sean

 

[stone_dragone]

I used to be able to fill my motorcycle with a five.

Now it almost takes three of 'em.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I made the mistake recently of using my uncle’s 1 ton pickup 6 wheel (dual rear tires) twin tank 4X4 pickup recently.

I wanted to return it filled up; I gave up at $65, I never thought I would give up when it came to filling a gas tank.

 

[tshadowchaser]

I asked for 5 dollars worth the attendant farted and gave me a 2 cents change

 

[BrandiJo]

i mumble and cry inside as i fill up my little car its 3.33 a gallon here and its like taking it up the you know what with out any lube
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[Sukerkin]

Their whole tax structure is different; so, don't get too sympathetic.
Sean

I'm puzzled by this somewhat cryptic remark ToD - care to elaborate?

 

[tshadowchaser]

why is it there supposedly is no shortage but yet prices still go up all the time? Why is it if there is a shortage the oil companies make more and more profit each year? Why is it I/we have to make up the difference in crude oil prices many times more that the big companies pay and should they not be loseing money not making more each year?