The *&^$! T shirt thread

[Big Don]

Inspired by this
I've got a few:
"I know violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose"
"One man can change the world, with enough ammunition"
"333 only half evil"
"Out of my mind, back in five minutes" (Thanks for that, Mom...)
What t shirts of smartass nature do you have?

 

[girlbug2]

Violence Solves Everything!

Sarcasm, just one of the many services I offer

Warning: This is Sparta (Warning triangle symbol with stick figure guy getting kicked)

That Guy (my husband's tee shirt)

 

[Big Don]

Violence Solves Everything!

Oh, I'm gonna have to get that one

 

[David43515]

Mine: "I`m HUGE in Japan"

recently seen:

"50,000 battered women? All this time I`ve been eating mine plain."

"***, the other vagina"

 

[Carol]

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who do not."

And the one I want...

http://www.zazzle.com/get_real_be_rational_tshirt-235688639900324850

 

[bushidomartialarts]

"Abortion brings out the kid in you."

"How dare I wear this @#$%ing t-shirt in front of your goddamn kids?"

"Also available in sober."

 

[Sukerkin]

I have to say that some of those are just offensive but the "Also available in sober" one is a winner .

 

[Big Don]

I have to say that some of those are just offensive but the "Also available in sober" one is a winner .

Although, I'm tempted, shouldn't that be more Incredible Hulkish?
Something along the lines of "Don't make me sober, you wouldn't like me sober"

 

[bushidomartialarts]

Something along the lines of "Don't make me sober, you wouldn't like me sober"

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

 

[Blade96]

read a pro-american te shirt one time (shirt was from the 80's) that said

"america has:

George Bush

Johnny Cash
Bob Hope
and Stevie Wonder

Canada has
Brian Mulroney
No cash
no hope
and no wonder

also read another one that said "This is your Brain (montreal Canadiens)
and This is your brain on drugs (Toronto Maple Leafs)

 

[Big Don]

There is a site, TSHIRTHELL that has wildly offensive shirts. Funny, but, aside from the Medium Pimpin' shirt, none I'd feel comfortable wearing.

 

[Cryozombie]

There is a site, TSHIRTHELL that has wildly offensive shirts. Funny, but, aside from the Medium Pimpin' shirt, none I'd feel comfortable wearing.

I have a ton of their shirts. Two of my Favorites are the one that says "I'm Ugly on the Inside too" and the one with the Brass Knuckles on it that says "I know Violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose"

I also have "Han Job" which is Princess Leia with her Hand down Han Solo's pants, "High On Life... and glue!" with an elmers glue logo, "Also Availible in Sober" and from when they used to sell Boxers and Panties, I have some Boxers that say "Where the **** are my pants?"

 

[Big Don]

I have some Boxers that say "Where the **** are my pants?"

There have been times those would have come in handy

 

[CoryKS]

There is a site, TSHIRTHELL that has wildly offensive shirts. Funny, but, aside from the Medium Pimpin' shirt, none I'd feel comfortable wearing.

Not going to link to it, but when I took my son to Mt Rushmore there was a guy wearing the one that begins, "Thousands of my potential children..." I really need to start finding out about local events before taking my child on vacations. I'm looking at you, Sturgis.

Also saw a guy at the Kansas Fair wearing a shirt that said, "Instant Redneck - Just add beer" IMO if he's wearing the shirt then the beer is not necessary.

 

[Cryozombie]

Not going to link to it, but when I took my son to Mt Rushmore there was a guy wearing the one that begins, "Thousands of my potential children..."

I almost bought that shirt. It also reminded me of another one I have... it has a circuit board and it says "If I can build a computer I can make you *** "
Being both a compter tech, and a god between the sheets, I feel it was oddly appropriate.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

It's so perfect, and I TOTALLY never wear it:


"Anything I got ain't worth your life"

 

[Big Don]

Also saw a guy at the Kansas Fair wearing a shirt that said, "Instant Redneck - Just add beer" IMO if he's wearing the shirt then the beer is not necessary.

Don't you mean if he's in Kansas?

 

[Carol]

There is a site, TSHIRTHELL that has wildly offensive shirts. Funny, but, aside from the Medium Pimpin' shirt, none I'd feel comfortable wearing.

OK, as offensive as that site is, they have a "talk nerdy to me" t-shirt. I think it must be mine! :lol:

 

[shesulsa]

I have a ton of their shirts. Two of my Favorites are the one that says "I'm Ugly on the Inside too" and the one with the Brass Knuckles on it that says "I know Violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose"

I also have "Han Job" which is Princess Leia with her Hand down Han Solo's pants, "High On Life... and glue!" with an elmers glue logo, "Also Availible in Sober" and from when they used to sell Boxers and Panties, I have some Boxers that say "Where the **** are my pants?"

I love the pic you have of YOU in a shirt that says, "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian." Your head is thrown back a little and you're laughing. It's great!

This one is rather simple, but I seem to either make people laugh or frown when I wear it.

 

[CoryKS]

Don't you mean if he's in Kansas?

...Said the Californian. You must be some kind of socialist or something.