THE ONLY WEAPONS YOU NEED ARE YOUR FISTS

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  1. Clyde Cash

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    Prove me wrong
     
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    You need your brain.

    Edit: Or your feet. If you sweep his feet out from under him every time he’s within range, he can’t hit you.
     
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  3. donald1

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    Who needs brains when you can hit harderer than your opponent. :D
     
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    Is anyone taking this guys posts seriously?
     
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    Nope.
    I think his head has hit the ground hard one too many times.
     
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    I think he's absolutely correct!
    Good on you Clyde, just punch those bullets when they shoot at you! :)
     
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  7. Kung Fu Wang

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    1 elbow strike can be worse than 10 punches.
     
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  8. JR 137

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    Too easy. Catch them with your teeth, Bruce LeRoy Green style.
     
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  9. dvcochran

    dvcochran Senior Master

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    Haha, what was the name of the movie with Bruce LeRoy in it?
     
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    The last dragon. A classic.
     
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    Beat me to it, yet again. :)
     
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    The last dragon
     
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    They just put it on Netflix a short while ago.
     
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    Best move. Chin parry.
     
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    What good are fists, if you don't have your spirit to guide them.
    The way of martial arts doesn't lie in the technique, or the speed or any physical attributes. You could know all the moves of all fighting styles in the world, and even then without the warrior spirit your knowledge will be worthless.
     
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    You get that from a 70s Kung fu movie?
     
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  17. Ivan

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    Nah i got that from a book lmao :joyful:
    We really need to have a tag on our posts that lets people know what theyre saying is satire hahah
     
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    Kind of important to have feet and brain, too. If you need me to explain why.... well...
     
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    Shame we only got that boy for one day. He was kinda fun. Cute even.
     
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