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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
True MOB, you have a girl. I am trying to meet a women :D

Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile :eek:

Obviously that didn't work either

Well you know me :asian: OR do you.......... :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Master of Blades
Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile :eek:

Shew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I asked Rich over for dinner, I should have had a little back ground check first. :rofl: j/k Rich.
 

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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Seig,

Which Catalog do you suggest? The Russian or the South East Asian?

:eek:
Well, that is will be a matter of personal taste. I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......
 

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Originally posted by Master of Blades
Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile :eek:



Well you know me :asian: OR do you.......... :rolleyes:
I know you well enough to believe that your "girl" is a much worn copy of a page 8 girl you have stuffed under your mattress.
 

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Originally posted by Seig
I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......

Perfect!!!!!!, I wish I signed up for that:rofl: :rofl:
 

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Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Shew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I asked Rich over for dinner, I should have had a little back ground check first. :rofl: j/k Rich.


JF,

Background Check, SHHHH, just do not ask the the federalies, or I might have to hurt you or disapear :) ;)

:rofl:

That was funny JF! :D
 

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Originally posted by Seig
Well, that is will be a matter of personal taste. I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......


Hmmmm, now if I could get a female officer from teh Russian Army who knew Systema and was an engineer or doctor also. That would be really nice. I think I might answer some of the e-mails and ask for a catalog :D :p :rofl:
 

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Originally posted by Seig
I know you well enough to believe that your "girl" is a much worn copy of a page 8 girl you have stuffed under your mattress.


Ouch! Page 8!

Not even a Page Three (3) Girl! :eek:

That must be tough. :shrug:

:rofl:
 

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Originally posted by Seig
I know a good PI. He can do B/R checks.......


Seig,

Brother, Cousin, Family Member, what you doing to me? It isnot the time for this yet. "There can only be one"

:shrug:

It hurts me when you speak like this. :rolleyes:



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Originally posted by Seig
The down side of that was that she had to spend 6 months a year for 10 years in Russia doing that job for them. It was the only way they would let her leave.


You mean I also get 6 months off for good behavior as well! :D ;)



Wow I really am intrigued now. :cool:
 
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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Ouch! Page 8!

Not even a Page Three (3) Girl! :eek:

That must be tough. :shrug:

:rofl:

Hey I aint picky......:shrug: Least shes in a newspaper :asian:
 

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Originally posted by Master of Blades
Hey I aint picky......:shrug: Least shes in a newspaper :asian:


Ummm MOB,

We were talking about you!

Just to let you know. I think you have misunderstood somewhere in the translation. :D
 
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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Ummm MOB,

We were talking about you!

Just to let you know. I think you have misunderstood somewhere in the translation. :D

Stop confusing me!!!!! :wah:
 

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Originally posted by Master of Blades
Stop confusing me!!!!! :wah:


Yes it is getting too easy.

I may have to give you a break. :)
 
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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yes it is getting too easy.

I may have to give you a break. :)

I want a KitKat :shrug:
 

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Originally posted by Master of Blades
I want a KitKat :shrug:

This is the advice column not he word association thread, you really need to train more and rest your eyes and brain :D
 
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Originally posted by Rich Parsons
This is the advice column not he word association thread, you really need to train more and rest your eyes and brain :D

Its very true......only problem is this bloody British weather thread is so annoying, its been BOILING at night time and then raining all day :mad: Cant get to sleep :wah:
 

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