Sumerize your sex life with a Star Wars quote

[grydth]

If anyone comes up with,"

"I'm your Father, Luke"

they ought to be banned from here forever.

 

[Big Don]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
[/FONT]

I think we have a winner, and, a loser, sorry Arch...

 

[gardawamtu1]

Emperor, while placing his hand on luke's lightsaber: "you want this, don't you?"
:jediduel:

 

[David43515]

Han:"Do you think a Princess and a guy like me could ever....."

Luke: "No."

 

[Carol]

I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near.

 

[Cirdan]

Help you I can mmmmhh.

Traveling trough hyperspace ain`t like dusting crops, boy.

How embarrasing, how embarrasing.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they`re not much bigger than that.

Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must.

This is madness!

Hear me baby, hold together!

Now, princess, we will discuss the location of your little hidden base.

Ready are you?

Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precice.

Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind!

You may fire when ready.

 

[Makalakumu]

"Stay on target! Stay on target!"

 

[Cirdan]

Hurry up, Glodenrod. You`re gonna be a permanent resident.

What if he dosen`t survive? He`s worth a lot to me.

They told me they fixed it! It`s not my fault!

Mudhole? Slimy?

Soon, You`ll learn to appreciate me.

Dissen gonna be very messy! Me no watchin!

 

[Carol]

I'll take Captain Solo, and his friends

 

[CoryKS]

"It's a trap!"

 

[Andy Moynihan]

"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral".

 

[Andy Moynihan]

"That's impossible, even for a computer!"

 

[Andy Moynihan]

"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!"

 

[Andy Moynihan]

"So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then? "

 

[Makalakumu]

"I don't think this hunk of junk can even make it to hyperspeed."

 

[Cryozombie]

Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precice.

You know... not to sidetrack this thread from being about our sex lives, but I always wondered about this quote. Obi Wan makes this comment, but then you watch a Stormtrooper shoot, and it couldnt hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun.

What gives?

 

[crushing]

You know... not to sidetrack this thread from being about our sex lives, but I always wondered about this quote. Obi Wan makes this comment, but then you watch a Stormtrooper shoot, and it couldnt hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun.

What gives?

You will notice in the movie that the shots the Stormtroopers take seem to keep following pretty much the same path. Basically, Stormtroopers keep missing the barn as you put it, but in a very small grouping. That is precision! ;-)

 

[Chris Parker]

(Back on track...)

"Sister... So, you have a twin sister"

"Yippee!"

 

[Bruno@MT]

It was as if a million voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

 

[Cirdan]

"If there`s a bright centre to the universe, you`re on the planet that it is farhtest from"