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[Seig]

One of my students is intientionally avoiding becomeing ready to test, I asked him why and he said, "You know how Sempai Bill says 'No Pain, no Gain'?" I said "Yeah". He said "Well, my philosophy is No pain, NO PAIN"

 

[GouRonin]

Woo-hoo!
Yay fer you!

Do you want me to sing for you?

...'cause I will ya know...

...don't make me sing...please.

 

[Klondike93]

Do you want me to sing for you?

Yes, in russian!!

 

[GouRonin]

Vodka!

 

[Goldendragon7]

Pa tooieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Klondike93]

No like Wodka, wery bad, wery bad.......Yuk :rofl:


:asian:

 

[tunetigress]

Gou, just ignore those wussies and pass it over here. Insufficient Slavic blood for a true appreciation of the finest Canadian Antifreeze available, apparently. And besides, think of the versatility of Vodka! As inconspicuous as water, it blends gracefully with any type of mixer desired. What's not to like? Well I guess the average American beer-drinker just ain't predisposed to drinks with any true 'body' to them, eh Gou? Perhaps you'd best schedule in a 'Canadian Culture' segment for the next Kamp, and teach these Yanks a thing or two!

 

[GouRonin]

Sadly, they are a thing of the past as they are becoming few and far in-between. I think they started off with all of us whooping it up at camps etc after working out and then dragging our butts out of whatever gutter we passed out in the next day only to train again.

The problems were:

1)We lost people. Honest to god, people just disappeared and would never show up again (true story) or they just disappeared for weeks.

2)The next day was always a killer. They say you fight like you train. Hell, I don't train before noon because I wasn't getting up before noon. Not because I didn't want to but man, some of us couldn't physically work our arms and legs. One guy went blind for a few hours.

3)Bandwagon jumpers. Yeesh. People started to show up just to prove they could drink. That was never the issue. It was about drinking AND enjoying yourself. Then going to the ballet maybe. These guys showed up who were all about downing as much booze as they could and making asses of themselves. But not in a fun/good way.

So what has been happening is that we just don't do anything then select people would break away and go "relax" after we all work out. Not to be exclusive but more because we all knew each other and honestly just wanted to relax.

The best times have been the ones where you just take it easy and shoot the sheet with friends. Like the time Renegade, Big Guy, myself, and Kaith sat down with brews. Or when Goldendragon, Jaybacca, The Kenpo Viking and myself relaxed. There are a ton of other people and times too but that is just an example.

So now it's a rare time that we rip it up because me like to sit back and relax. I'm sure there will be more "Gou Camps" but they are never planned. They just happen.

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by GouRonin

Sadly, they are a thing of the past as they are becoming few and far in-between. I think they started off with all of us whooping it up at camps etc after working out and then dragging our butts out of whatever gutter we passed out in the next day only to train again.

The problems were:

1)We lost people. Honest to god, people just disappeared and would never show up again (true story) or they just disappeared for weeks.

2)The next day was always a killer. They say you fight like you train. Hell, I don't train before noon because I wasn't getting up before noon. Not because I didn't want to but man, some of us couldn't physically work our arms and legs. One guy went blind for a few hours.

3)Bandwagon jumpers. Yeesh. People started to show up just to prove they could drink. That was never the issue. It was about drinking AND enjoying yourself. Then going to the ballet maybe. These guys showed up who were all about downing as much booze as they could and making asses of themselves. But not in a fun/good way.

So what has been happening is that we just don't do anything then select people would break away and go "relax" after we all work out. Not to be exclusive but more because we all knew each other and honestly just wanted to relax.

The best times have been the ones where you just take it easy and shoot the sheet with friends. Like the time Renegade, Big Guy, myself, and Kaith sat down with brews. Or when Goldendragon, Jaybacca, The Kenpo Viking and myself relaxed. There are a ton of other people and times too but that is just an example.

So now it's a rare time that we rip it up because me like to sit back and relax. I'm sure there will be more "Gou Camps" but they are never planned. They just happen.

Funny, I was never invited!

 

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by RCastillo Funny, I was never invited!

Like we were gonna leave Texas without someone to watch over it!

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by GouRonin



Like we were gonna leave Texas without someone to watch over it!

I am ashamed for being selfish.

 

[GouRonin]

After my surprise take over of the USA you will still rule Texas and Arizona.

 

[Goldendragon7]

Not Arizona he won't.............. I'll unleash the Scorpion King on him!!!!

He will be assimilated.

:rofl: :asian:

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7

Not Arizona he won't.............. I'll unleash the Scorpion King on him!!!!

He will be assimilated.

:rofl: :asian:

Yes Lord Gou, I'm afraid so. As Clint Eastwood said it best, " A man has to know his limitations."

I'll just keep Texas for now, and keep DC at bay. Two warring Kenpo factions looking at each other! Each waiting for the other to make the wrong move........

 

[WilliamTLear]

If it's a war you want... it's a WAR you'll get!!!

I am not going to sit back and watch Lord Gou try to turn the United States into his own version of Luther-Ville (ala Superman the Movie). You wanna take something over... you're gunna have problems here.

#1. Gou drinks too much of that Canadian rot-gut he calls whiskey to form a sound strategy.

#2. Ricardo "The Armadillo" Castillo doesn't have any real power in Texas... It belongs to Tae Kwon Do, and American Kenpo.

#3. Gou thinks he can conquer us by drinking alot of Gasoline and pissing on our camp fires... News flash Gou... Thomas Edison gave us electrical light. Therefore, you might be in for a little bit of shock if you try it.

#4. Ricardo "The Armadillo" Castillo will have to watch out for Big "D". I think the Golden Dragon might come over there and punt you into the Gulf of Mexico if you don't watch it... I hear he's been sharpening up on his ball kicks! (You'd better go roll up and hide Ricky!!!)

#5. Gou Ronin has a weakness... he suffers from a multiple personality complex... One of those personalities, The Mustard Man, leaves him vulnerable to suggestion.

#6. Ricardo "The Armadillo" Castillo likes women... Gou's national anthem starts with... "Welcome to Canada where the Men are Men, and the Sheep are scared..."

#7. Gou Ronin is a Masterless-Dog. Untrained and untame... Why just the other day he fell off the couch licking himself. Is this the kinda world leader people would accept? I think not.

#8. Ricardo "The Armadillo" Castillo is surrounded by hundreds of America's finest... We call them students... He calls them little monsters. I don't think we would have a problem launching a pre-emptive strike against him. All we have to do is promise the kids more sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

#9. Gou has a little pee pee... and that's why he wants to take over the United States! It's all about the Viagra. I've talked about your problem with a couple of specialists Gou... Viagra won't help. What you need, they ain't got.

#10. Ricardo "The Armadillo" Castillo is into trying to improve the world (as futile as it sounds)... Gou's vision involves turning the world into a giant, rancid, flea infested dog pound. Do I need to mention the Dog Poop?

There it is ladies and gentlemen... the 10 reasons why it ain't gunna happen.

All in Good Fun,
Billy Lear
:biggun:

 

[tonbo]

Hehe, William.....as Indy Jones said it...."Now you're gettin' *nasty*"......

Me, I'm gonna sit back and watch. This looks fun.

Any chance of getting Michael Buffer to do the announcing, when the fists start flyin'?



All in fun here, too.....


Peace--

 

[RCastillo]

Billy's rhetoric sounds like the song, "California Dreaming!"

Billy's words are so easy, I just sit there, parry, deflect with ease.

Kinda like in the movie, "The Matrix, where the lead character just plays with the Agent, NO CONTEST!

It's a good things Michael Buffer wouldn't be there, I'd be all over Little Bill before Buffer could finish the introduction. In fact, HBO would get ticked off because they lost money on Little Bill.

After that day, American Kenpo would have to REGROUP, knowing they met their match. All because Billy messed with the wrong Texan!

 

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#1. Gou drinks too much of that Canadian rot-gut he calls whiskey to form a sound strategy.

Totally untrue. I've been on the wagon for at least a day now and I feel sober enough to possibly even drive a car.

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#3. Gou thinks he can conquer us by drinking alot of Gasoline and pissing on our camp fires.

I don't see anything wrong with carrying a personal flame thrower for self protection.

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#5. Gou Ronin has a weakness... he suffers from a multiple personality complex... One of those personalities, The Mustard Man, leaves him vulnerable to suggestion.

An out and out lie. And damn it, that sorority girl told me she was over 18. She did!

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#6. Gou's national anthem starts with... "Welcome to Canada where the Men are Men, and the Sheep are scared..."

Hey, we don't have a lot of sheep. We have moose. Moose lovin' is a sacred thing that neither man nor god shall put asunder. It's all there in the bible...somewhere...

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#7. Gou Ronin is a Masterless-Dog. Untrained and untame... Why just the other day he fell off the couch licking himself. Is this the kinda world leader people would accept? I think not.

Damn you Bill...I just couldn't deny this one.

I hate you.

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#9. Gou has a little pee pee... and that's why he wants to take over the United States! It's all about the Viagra. I've talked about your problem with a couple of specialists Gou... Viagra won't help. What you need, they ain't got.

Ok, now we know you're wacked out. Anyone screwing moose has to have a big weiner.

Not that I screw moose but that's... uh... what I hear anyway.

...shut up...

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
#10. Gou's vision involves turning the world into a giant, rancid, flea infested dog pound. Do I need to mention the Dog Poop?

That's it. I'm telling your Mom.

**stomping off**

 

[WilliamTLear]

After reading Gou's post I was laughing so hard that I thought my gutts were going to explode!!! I'm unworthy!!!

Gou You da Man!!! Until we meet again...

Your Friend,
Billy

:redeme:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Guys, lets leave the nice Mooses outta this....