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  1. Buka

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    Stay strong, my brother. Heart and prayers to you.
     
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    It's the deal we make with them. She sure did have a great human in her life, she couldn't have asked for any better.
     
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    Yeah, that's a seriously bad decision - going shopping hungry. Don't do that.
     
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    Bacon deficiency leads to bad decisions.
     
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  5. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    If there was bacon on it....I'd likely be in the Emergency Room by now.
     
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    Went to a Paul Simon concert last night, outdoors, under a bright moon and breezy clear skies, had great seats. Older crowd, everyone had a buzz as you're allowed to drink beer at your seats.

    He's lived here a long time but has never performed on Maui before. In fact, the last time he performed in the state was on Oahu, 45 years ago with Art Garfunkel. Go figure.

    He rocked the house. Everybody was up singing and dancing to every song.

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    Did you call him Al?
     
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    The kid found a clutch purse in the yard (under the laundry room window and thought it might have fallen out there - the dryer vents through it) The good kid put it on my desk, and when I got up, I was slightly puzzled, and opened it: 3 or 4 syringes, a spoon, or two.....cue Hank Hill here, ahhhhhhh.
    Deep sixed the lot, and wonder if I need to put a fence across the front yard.
    Or get a big dog on a chain.....(which is a no, I don't do chains)

    Happy Friday.....
     
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    A Bengal Tiger..... how about a Bengal Tiger..... that or a Kodiak bear... that should keep the drug paarifinallia types out of your yard
     
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    Me, too.....
     
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    Well, its a small price to pay for home security :D
     
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    Or a moat... then you can have a shark![​IMG]
     
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  13. Xue Sheng

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    I like the way you think..... however Nile Crocodiles might be better. They can even get trespassers even if they venture to close, and they are vicious enough to do it too
     
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    Yeah, but then you can't also have the tiger. Shark and tiger at the same time.
     
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    I actually love this idea!
     
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    That might work rather well
     
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    I GOT IT!!!! for @granfire 's home security with moat

    [​IMG]
     
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    Vice requires constant practice.
     
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    That sounds like fun! I love concerts where people dance and sing along!
     
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    Why would I want to practice such a vile and disgusting vice as bacon consumption
     

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