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Use to work near a farm that had Ostriches.... always expected to see one of them taking a 40mph trot down the road, but sadly it never happened
Ostriches or some similar oversized bird have a habit of getting out of a farm not too far from me. Cops in that patrol area learn how to wrangle them, along with llamas and alpacas that also get out.
 

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Ostriches or some similar oversized bird have a habit of getting out of a farm not too far from me. Cops in that patrol area learn how to wrangle them, along with llamas and alpacas that also get out.
Now that would be a fun training session
 

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Ostriches or some similar oversized bird have a habit of getting out of a farm not too far from me. Cops in that patrol area learn how to wrangle them, along with llamas and alpacas that also get out.
We used to have a neighbor about a 1/4 mile away that had the bright idea of raising peacocks. The most annoying noise ever when they got out and wanted to run with the Emu's.
 

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Ostriches or some similar oversized bird have a habit of getting out of a farm not too far from me. Cops in that patrol area learn how to wrangle them, along with llamas and alpacas that also get out.
I always wonder how they butcher them.
Do they run them through a chute and chop their necks off with a katana?
I think there is a reason ostrich meat never caught on much....Turkeys are hard enough to deal with!
 

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So, say you're working at Delta...with Coca-Cola..... and in this day and age of Sexual Harassment cases and Sexual predators getting arrested and charged...you think..."BINGO!!! I have a GREAT idea to make the flights of our airline passengers more relaxed and comfortable....lets make a special napkin and give them out with drinks"

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Just what you want to have given to you on a long cross country flight in a confined space with nowhere to run
 

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So, say you're working at Delta...with Coca-Cola..... and in this day and age of Sexual Harassment cases and Sexual predators getting arrested and charged...you think..."BINGO!!! I have a GREAT idea to make the flights of our airline passengers more relaxed and comfortable....lets make a special napkin and give them out with drinks"

Delta+Creepy+Napkin.JPG


Just what you want to have given to you on a long cross country flight in a confined space with nowhere to run
That drink had better be a gin and tonic. Or several.
 
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