As far as bacon is concerned, no one is offering you any. Because - more for me.Which reminds me, a British friend mentioned bacon jam. I must go find out what that is and how to make it.
Actually, based on my brief research, it's a lot more sophisticated than that. It's much like my onion jam, but with bacon added in, and cooked with some bacon fat. It includes herbs and red wine vinegar. Unfortunately, since there is bacon in it, I don't think it's something I can save up and can. It will have to sit in the fridge.Bacon jam.... that's easy.....
Fry Bacon
Drain the grease into a jar
Allow to congeal
voila you have Bacon jam
Guaranteed to jam up your arteries
We could settle it through trial by combat. Just saying.
We could settle it through trial by combat. Just saying.
I will take the poison of bacon over the poison of diet sodas any day.
And on a side note, we have washers and dryers, why don't we have folders yet? And where is my Rosie the Robot?
Funny you should mention robots. On Monday we were told by our Chief that our airport will start using several robots within six months. That the robots will be able to patrol certain areas, record and check license plate numbers and interact with people.
Can't wait to see it with a drunkard. Could be epic.
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Funny you should mention robots. On Monday we were told by our Chief that our airport will start using several robots within six months. That the robots will be able to patrol certain areas, record and check license plate numbers and interact with people.
Can't wait to see it with a drunkard. Could be epic.
That’s exactly how Skynet begins.
Just some harmless robots....what could go wrong?
Few years later......
Bacon jam.... that's easy.....
Fry Bacon
Drain the grease into a jar
Allow to congeal
voila you have Bacon jam
Guaranteed to jam up your arteries
You left out the POUND sticks. And micro-mini workout skirts.
Oh, yes! Dihydrogen monoxide can cause all sorts of trouble. Suffocation. Erosion. Rot.
Actually, we talked about this before the start of Zumba class yesterday. The most common things people say is "I am so uncoordinated" and "Everyone will be staring at me". News item - half the room is uncoordinated. And the other half the room is nervous because the other half is watching them. And nobody is staring at you - everyone is staring at the instructor, their feet, or one of the freaks like me with abnormal capacity for memorizing choreography.
Let's not. Dunkin Donuts are the first donuts I tried when I came to America, and I am loyal to them and love them above all others. I find Krispy Kreme sticky, and too glazed. I'll eat them if offered at no cost, but when I want a bacon egg croissant and a donut, I go to Dunkin.
