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Well I would....but I have a thing I gotta do...in that place...where they are at.....and my mud allergy and all not to mention it is about 47,000 miles away
Earth's circumference is 24,901 miles. So, to get to us, you'd have to go around the Earth twice, and then backwards about 2,802 miles. Or stay where you are and just do the 2,802. At the speed of 60 mph you could make it in roughly 47 hours. Driving 6-7 hours a day, you'll be here right in time for the mud run. See, how easy this is?
 

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You know... some allergy specialists suggest allergies can be alleviated by exposure to the allergen. For example, allergies to flower pollen can be cured by eating honey from those flowers. So... you could try Zumba light or Zumba gold and see if that alleviates your terrible, terrible allergy.

OBVIOULSY you know NOTHING about mud and zumba allergies..... and allergist worth thier salt would tell you there is nothing he (or she) can do about them
 

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Earth's circumference is 24,901 miles. So, to get to us, you'd have to go around the Earth twice, and then backwards about 2,802 miles. Or stay where you are and just do the 2,802. At the speed of 60 mph you could make it in roughly 47 hours. Driving 6-7 hours a day, you'll be here right in time for the mud run. See, how easy this is?

PFHHT!! That would never work........one does not just drive straight to NC from NY.,.....its just not alphabetically sound
 

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OBVIOULSY you know NOTHING about mud and zumba allergies..... and allergist worth thier salt would tell you there is nothing he (or she) can do about them
OOh... Mud AND Zumba... I shall pitch the idea to my Zumba instructor immediately. It could be fun! Provocative gyrations and mud flying in every direction. Glorious!
 

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While at the river with the maniacs, I told the teen that we should convince our sensei to hold class in the water and work on grappling and throws. ;)
 

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Speaking of songs that get stuck in ones head




and yes, I do realize posting the 1st 2 was mildly evil and the 3rd is pure evil......
Of those three, only the second really gets stuck in my head. Recently, an episode of Elementary put it there.
 
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OBVIOULSY you know NOTHING about mud and zumba allergies..... and allergist worth thier salt would tell you there is nothing he (or she) can do about them
And... they cause distances to increase exponentially for the sufferer...

It's a horrible thing, really... I heard of a person suffering from a mud allergy who was trying to get a BLT, but there was a mud puddle in front of the sandwich shop. Last I heard, he was nearing the moon...
 

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And... they cause distances to increase exponentially for the sufferer...

It's a horrible thing, really... I heard of a person suffering from a mud allergy who was trying to get a BLT, but there was a mud puddle in front of the sandwich shop. Last I heard, he was nearing the moon...
I am sure @Xue Sheng will tell you that particular incident had very little to do with the mud and everything to do with the BLT since it had the dreaded...
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