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    Well I would....but I have a thing I gotta do...in that place...where they are at.....and my mud allergy and all not to mention it is about 47,000 miles away
     
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    You know... some allergy specialists suggest allergies can be alleviated by exposure to the allergen. For example, allergies to flower pollen can be cured by eating honey from those flowers. So... you could try Zumba light or Zumba gold and see if that alleviates your terrible, terrible allergy.
     
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    Lol.....I wake up to that every morning as my alarm on my phone
     
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    I am a devout Sandra Bullock fan, so this is my favorite version.
     
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    Earth's circumference is 24,901 miles. So, to get to us, you'd have to go around the Earth twice, and then backwards about 2,802 miles. Or stay where you are and just do the 2,802. At the speed of 60 mph you could make it in roughly 47 hours. Driving 6-7 hours a day, you'll be here right in time for the mud run. See, how easy this is?
     
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    OBVIOULSY you know NOTHING about mud and zumba allergies..... and allergist worth thier salt would tell you there is nothing he (or she) can do about them
     
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    PFHHT!! That would never work........one does not just drive straight to NC from NY.,.....its just not alphabetically sound
     
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    OOh... Mud AND Zumba... I shall pitch the idea to my Zumba instructor immediately. It could be fun! Provocative gyrations and mud flying in every direction. Glorious!
     
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    While at the river with the maniacs, I told the teen that we should convince our sensei to hold class in the water and work on grappling and throws. ;)
     
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    I found this funny.

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    You know... I am sure many parents of teens would pitch in with this idea.
     
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    Of those three, only the second really gets stuck in my head. Recently, an episode of Elementary put it there.
     
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    My personal favorite version of that one:
     
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    It brings a new urgency to ground work.
     
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    Great minds and all that... :p
     
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    And... they cause distances to increase exponentially for the sufferer...

    It's a horrible thing, really... I heard of a person suffering from a mud allergy who was trying to get a BLT, but there was a mud puddle in front of the sandwich shop. Last I heard, he was nearing the moon...
     

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