Buka, I recall you said something about working at the airport. Please, PLEASE tell me you're not working for the TSA.
I'm not, I'm an airport police officer for the Department of Transportation. But, I gotta tell ya, the TSA folks here are sharp. A whole lot sharper than at any other airport I've travelled through since 02.
We get called when they find certain prohibited items - drugs, guns, ammunition, weapons, too much cash - you would be amazed what people try. Or, when someone is being a dick or uncooperative. Or, when someone falls down - from trying to carry eighty pounds of carry on bags (to beat luggage fees) up a long escalator, with flip flops on their feet, half bleep faced from vacation. (I call it Polynesian Paralyses.)