Chuck Norris Thread

Discussion in 'Tae-Kwon-Do' started by The_Awesome_User, Apr 10, 2015.

  1. Orange Lightning

    Orange Lightning Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2015
    Messages:
    306
    Likes Received:
    88
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Once every year, a lucky child is chosen to be thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

    Chuck Norris can kill two rocks with one bird.

    Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Now they just call em The Islands.


     
  2. Orange Lightning

    Orange Lightning Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2015
    Messages:
    306
    Likes Received:
    88
    Trophy Points:
    28
    I told my aunt that Chuck Norris was built the cabin he was born in.

    Her actual reaction - "Oh really? Wow! ....wait.....That's impossible!"

    It was like 7 seconds long. xD XD She will never live it down.
     
  3. mango.man

    mango.man 2nd Black Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2006
    Messages:
    817
    Likes Received:
    19
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Did you know that Chuck Norris can't even do 1 push-up? Apparently every time he tries, he just pushes the Earth down instead.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. donald1

    donald1 Senior Master

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2013
    Messages:
    3,406
    Likes Received:
    656
    Trophy Points:
    213
    Thats what makes the world rotate
     
  5. RTKDCMB

    RTKDCMB Senior Master

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2013
    Messages:
    3,128
    Likes Received:
    712
    Trophy Points:
    213
    Location:
    Perth, Western Australia
    According to Newton's laws of motion that is what actually happens every time someone does a pushup as well as pushing themselves up at the same time. It is just the mass of the Earth is so much greater than the person its movement is undetectably small.123
     

Share This Page