Allow me to preface that I am a Chuck Norris fan. He's a good man and has become a media icon. I am not entirely sure how he feels about the fun Chuck Norris 'facts' that have gone viral but I LOVE EM! So this thread...lets see who can put the last and best Chuck Norris 'fact'. They need not be original but should all be awesome. I will start: "Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he presses the Earth down."