Chuck Norris

[tko4u]

Okay, I thought it might be funny to hear some of the chuck-isms out there you guys have heard.

I heard the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris.

I heard that behind chucks beard there is another fist.

I heard that deaths by roundhouse have increased since chuck was born from 1 a year to 5,867,869 a year.

I heard chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

I heard chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a baby lamb to death, then brought it back to life by giving it his "beard rub" only to show that chuck giveth and chuck taketh away.

Please no flamers, dont give a link to anywebsites, just post a couple of the ones you have heard. They always cheer me up.

 

[MA-Caver]

There's another ohh half dozen threads with these Norris-isms on it... they can be found using the fantastic and wonderfully designed MT search engine. :asian:...

just FYI

 

[tko4u]

Your right caver, after all, no new people on here have any ideas or comments, and we should all just resurrect these dead threads. Yeah your totally right on this one.

 

[Josh Oakley]

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.





There were no survivors.

 

[foggymorning162]

Not really a Chuck Norrisism but my son has a t-shirt with a falling stick figure that says "I do all my own stunts" I recently saw one with the same stick figure only it had Chucks head and instead it said "I have Chuck do all my stunts"

 

[Brian S]

Chuck can slam a revolving door.

Chuck can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck picks his teeth with other peoples teeth.

Chuck once lost both his legs in a car accident,but he managed to walk it off.

Every piece of furniture in Chuck's house is a total gym.

Some of my fav's!!

I really hate the perverted and nasty ones. Some people have no class!!

 

[tko4u]

Did you know chuck norris was originally on the street fighter video game? The only thing was that one roundhouse kick would instantly kill you. When asked about the "glitch" norris said "there is no glitch"


Chuck does not do pushups, he pushes the world down.

 

[shihansmurf]

Crop circles are how Chuck Norris tells corn that it needs to lies the heck down.

Not sure why I like that one so much.

Mark

 

[yak sao]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

 

[IMP]

Chuck counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry...

Chuck Norris is so fast that if he punches forward, he hits the back of his head.

 

[Aikikitty]

LOL! I love those! :lfao:

But I agree with Brian S.--don't like the perverted, nasty ones.

Robyn :boing2:

 

[Kreth]

Chuck Norris knows how to use the MT search engine.