Winter in Buffalo (A Joke)

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Winter in Buffalo (A Joke)
Posted by Dim Bulb on December 5, 2009


One winter morning in Buffalo, a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”

Norman’s wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”

Norman’s wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…..”

Then the electric power went off. Norman’s wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said …

“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
 

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