Why I can't live without coffee....

[Lisa]

Monday morning I awoke to no coffee in the house. I figured that I could easily get a cup at the local 7-11 on my way to work. I quickly dressed and went off.

Standing behind me in line was an elderly gentlemen who decided to strike up a conversation with me. He started out by asking me politely how I was doing that day. I told him, just fine and thanked him for asking.

He kept staring at me... I started feeling rather uncomfortable. Then he said that I was looking rather attractive in the sweater I was wearing. I started thinking...okay... this is creepy... and wished the line up would move along faster.

Well the gentlemen persisted and said... I hope you don't take this the wrong way.... (I was thinking, Oh god, shut up creep)... but your sweater is on inside out, I just thought I would let you know...unless that is the way you want to wear it!!!

I burst out laughing... sure enough there I was standing in 7-11 with my sweater on inside out. I laughed so hard. Another guy behind him said "I was gonna say something but thought I might embarass you... I just figured you hadn't had any coffee yet by the size of the cup you have in your hand.

Needless to say, I paid for my coffee, went to the washroom and did a quick change... Gawd I was embarassed!

Moral of the story for me, is NEVER EVER run out of coffee.

 

[shesulsa]

I hope you don't take this the wrong way.... (I was thinking, Oh god, shut up creep)... but your sweater is on inside out, I just thought I would let you know...unless that is the way you want to wear it!!!

I burst out laughing... sure enough there I was standing in 7-11 with my sweater on inside out. I laughed so hard. Another guy behind him said "I was gonna say something but thought I might embarass you... I just figured you hadn't had any coffee yet by the size of the cup you have in your hand.

:lol2::roflmao::rofl:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

I can relate....

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

The Coffee Must Flow!






Brian R. VanCise

 

[Bob Hubbard]

It is by caffine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts aquire speed.
The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffine alone that I set my mind in motion.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Se caption on the cup.

(Yes, this is for a side project that never quite got going.....yet )

 

[Flatlander]

:tantrum: Coffee! Where's my ****ing coffee???? :tantrum:

 

[TigerWoman]

And worse, my addiction now is for Kauai Dark Peaberry which my daughter says smells like dirt. TW

 

[ginshun]

It is by caffine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts aquire speed.
The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffine alone that I set my mind in motion.

Have you recently watched Dune or something? I think this is the second alusion to it, from you, that I have seen today.

As to the subject at hand:

Hello, my name is Troy and I am a caffeinaholic.

I have, in addition to my several mornign cups of coffe, resorted to either iced coffee or Red Bulls after work as well.

There are worse things we could all be addicted to.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Naw. It's an old saying I found years ago on the web that I had blownup poster sized over a server I used to admin...right next to the coffee pot.

 

[arnisador]

I've never even tasted coffee. Not a drop.

 

[Lisa]

I've never even tasted coffee. Not a drop.

:xtrmshock :erg:

OMG! A VIRGIN!!!!!! Didn't know they existed...

 

[shesulsa]

I've never even tasted coffee. Not a drop.

OMG! A VIRGIN!!!!!! Didn't know they existed...

Lisa!! It's a line - it's only a line... they all say that.

 

[Lisa]

I've never even tasted coffee. Not a drop.

Lisa!! It's a line - it's only a line... they all say that.

LMAO

 

[hardheadjarhead]

I've never even tasted coffee. Not a drop.

And I can't drive by a Starbucks without stopping...if anything just to get a good whiff of the place.

I love Starbuck's. I love a cup of coffee that grabs you by the collar, *****-slaps you across the face and screams "WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE CUR!!!"

I find that gets my heart started in the morning.


Regards,


Steve

 

[arnisador]

Lisa!! It's a line - it's only a line... they all say that.

I'm as pure as the driven snow, I swear it!

 

[BrandiJo]

no coffee for me either...i do mtw dew tho

 

[arnisador]

Yeah, I'm not caffeine-free, though I usually go for the caffeine-free soda when it's available.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Arni's from Buffalo.....our snow hasn't been pure in over 200 years!



I drink cappichinos, but can't stand coffee. Only drink it when I have migraines.
Usually, I'm a tea drinker.

 

[shesulsa]

I'm as pure as the driven snow, I swear it!

:barf: