A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only
here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse,
Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm
only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my
testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was
undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama
trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled
up the pajamas,
replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!" At
this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test
results back???
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only
here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse,
Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm
only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my
testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was
undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama
trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled
up the pajamas,
replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!" At
this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test
results back???
