Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap and Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

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WASHINGTON - The President's landmark 'Cap and Trade' bill faces an uncertain fate this week, as congressional backers of the carbon-limiting legislation face mounting opposition from a myriad of interest groups angered by its controversial ritual virgin sacrifice provision.

"We are asking our members to send a strong message to Washington that this bill is wrong for America's energy future, and wrong for the virgin community," said Bret 'Aslan' Crawford, a spokesman for the Action Figure Collectors of America. "Power virgins, activate!"


http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahaw...t-capandtrades-blood-sacrifice-amendment.html
 
Y'know ... sometimes I wonder if this is how politics is actually done behind closed doors ...

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