Vaccination to Prevent Cow Farts in the Works

[Lynne]

This could go in the Comedy Cafe I suppose. But New Zealand scientists are worried, embarrassed about the greenhouse emissions in their country. *I am still laughing* Anyway, NZ scientists are scrambling to create a vaccine that would prevent flatulence in livestock. In fact, they have already isolated the methane genome. Weeee! Of course, the bacteria that cause flatulence in the livestock are necessary for digestion.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363512,00.html

 

[Gordon Nore]

That's a gas.

 

[Twin Fist]

Your son Rip is on line Toot

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

When are they going to give it to people!!

or will this happen:

 

[Logan]

Is this the end of evil ki?

 

[Big Don]

I vaguely remember hearing that they don't expell as much through farts as they do by belching.

 

[shesulsa]

When will there be one for humans and when can I sign my male cohabitants up?

 

[Lynne]

Your son Rip is on line Toot

You must have graduated top of your gas.

 

[Lynne]

Is this the end of evil ki?

Ha ha ha

 

[Lynne]

When are they going to give it to people!!

or will this happen:

Spontaneous combustion

 

[Lynne]

I vaguely remember hearing that they don't expell as much through farts as they do by belching.

Sounds like a redneck bar.

 

[Lynne]

When will there be one for humans and when can I sign my male cohabitants up?

Thank god my male classmates don't do that in the dojang. I can think of a very good use for a front kick >

 

[MA-Caver]

It's already happening in the states...

 

[Kacey]

Attention all users:This thread has been moved to the Urusai Bar & Grill as a more appropriate forum for the subject.

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[Andy Moynihan]

You must have graduated top of your gas.

I see you're flatulent in 3 languages.

 

[Lynne]

I see you're flatulent in 3 languages.

Funny how they all sound the same...

 

[MA-Caver]

Funny how they all sound the same...

Nooo, not really.

First there are the high pitched ones (virgins)

Then the regular ones

Then wet choppy ones :barf:

Then loud attention getting ones from cabbages and beans

Then SBD's the ones so frequently found in elevators and other enclosed spaces like carpools.

Lastly there's the ones that make a quiet whooosh sound like an owl flying past... (former prison inmates).

So not all farts are the same.

 

[shesulsa]

Try this one!

 

[MA-Caver]

Try this one!

NASTY... but it proves my point... thanks Shesulsa!

 

[Lynne]

I wouldn't know, you see. :angel: