I will if you rent the movie "Audition" (it's Japanese) and sit through it... :uhyeah:
Um... Caver... It's in my DVD library and has been for some time. Its actually quite tame compared to some of the Japanese horror I have.
You want some good Asian Cinema? I'll make some reccomendations:
Natural City: Korean bladerunner-esque Sci Fi movie that IMO blows Blade Runner out of the water.
Attack the Gas Station: Korean Social Comedy about a gang of punks who go to rob a gas station but it has no money so they take it over and work there for a night to get cash.
BioZombies: Chinese Comedy Horror about zombies in a mall.
Battle Royale: Japanese Middleschoolers fighting to the death on an island.
Visitor Q: Just... Weird movie from Japan.
Suicide Club: Japanese horror about a series of Mass Suicides
Hellavator: Weird Sci-fi Horror from Japan about people on a giant tram-like Elevator
I have more but that should get you started.