KenpoTex
Senior Master
I'm sure this has been posted before (possibly even by me) but it's always good for a laugh. (Lisa and Carol, I'm just kidding 
)
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
)#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
