In Mixed Martial Arts, a fighter can be knocked out instantly, slowly beaten into a puddle, or submitted from out of the blue. As a sport, it is the leading generator of oh **** moments, which is any moment that makes you say that. Here are the top eight.
Due to the nature of expletives, this was a difficult list to put together. Oh ****! can mean so many things. Im terrible at examples, but say youre at brunch, you might shout, Oh ****, that brunch ghost has a knife! Whereas someone else might be jumping out of a birthday cake going, Ohhh, ****! Which one of you fellas is having a birthday party? Oh **** Grandpa?! Oh
****, I bet your grandson leaping from a cake with his dick out is the kind of memory that comes with a Get Out of Alzheimers Free card.
Because the expression has such varied usage, this will not be a simple Top Something list. Instead, I will list only the best MMA moment from eight separate uses of oh ****.
