The *&^$! T shirt thread
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Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
Oh, I'm gonna have to get that one
David43515
Master Black Belt
Mine: "I`m HUGE in Japan"
recently seen:
"50,000 battered women? All this time I`ve been eating mine plain."
"***, the other vagina"
recently seen:
"50,000 battered women? All this time I`ve been eating mine plain."
"***, the other vagina"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who do not."
And the one I want...
http://www.zazzle.com/get_real_be_rational_tshirt-235688639900324850
And the one I want...
http://www.zazzle.com/get_real_be_rational_tshirt-235688639900324850
bushidomartialarts
Senior Master
"Abortion brings out the kid in you."
"How dare I wear this @#$%ing t-shirt in front of your goddamn kids?"
"Also available in sober."
"How dare I wear this @#$%ing t-shirt in front of your goddamn kids?"
"Also available in sober."
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Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
Although, I'm tempted, shouldn't that be more Incredible Hulkish?I have to say that some of those are just offensive but the "Also available in sober" one is a winner.
Something along the lines of "Don't make me sober, you wouldn't like me sober"
bushidomartialarts
Senior Master
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Blade96
Senior Master
read a pro-american te shirt one time (shirt was from the 80's) that said
"america has:
George Bush
Johnny Cash
Bob Hope
and Stevie Wonder
Canada has
Brian Mulroney
No cash
no hope
and no wonder
also read another one that said "This is your Brain (montreal Canadiens)
and This is your brain on drugs (Toronto Maple Leafs)
"america has:
George Bush
Johnny Cash
Bob Hope
and Stevie Wonder
Canada has
Brian Mulroney
No cash
no hope
and no wonder
also read another one that said "This is your Brain (montreal Canadiens)
and This is your brain on drugs (Toronto Maple Leafs)
I have a ton of their shirts. Two of my Favorites are the one that says "I'm Ugly on the Inside too" and the one with the Brass Knuckles on it that says "I know Violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose"
I also have "Han Job" which is Princess Leia with her Hand down Han Solo's pants, "High On Life... and glue!" with an elmers glue logo, "Also Availible in Sober" and from when they used to sell Boxers and Panties, I have some Boxers that say "Where the **** are my pants?"
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Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
There have been times those would have come in handy
CoryKS
Senior Master
Not going to link to it, but when I took my son to Mt Rushmore there was a guy wearing the one that begins, "Thousands of my potential children..." I really need to start finding out about local events before taking my child on vacations. I'm looking at you, Sturgis.
Also saw a guy at the Kansas Fair wearing a shirt that said, "Instant Redneck - Just add beer" IMO if he's wearing the shirt then the beer is not necessary.
I almost bought that shirt. It also reminded me of another one I have... it has a circuit board and it says "If I can build a computer I can make you *** "
Being both a compter tech, and a god between the sheets, I feel it was oddly appropriate.
It's so perfect, and I TOTALLY never wear it:
"Anything I got ain't worth your life"
"Anything I got ain't worth your life"
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Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
Don't you mean if he's in Kansas?
OK, as offensive as that site is, they have a "talk nerdy to me" t-shirt. I think it must be mine! :lol:
I love the pic you have of YOU in a shirt that says, "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian." Your head is thrown back a little and you're laughing. It's great!
This one is rather simple, but I seem to either make people laugh or frown when I wear it.
CoryKS
Senior Master
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