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The Stupidest Comments Ever thread
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Easter, my sister's BF was telling me why my studio was a rip-off.
"I don't see the point of private lessons. If the instructor can't make time to teach it to you in a group class, they aren't a good teacher. Just a waste of money."
"I don't see the point of private lessons. If the instructor can't make time to teach it to you in a group class, they aren't a good teacher. Just a waste of money."
Sam said:
:rofl: You kill me! :rofl:
The stupidest statement I ever made was "I do." to my first wife.
green meanie
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*sigh* I miss him...
Bob Hubbard said:
But he said it wasn't loaded... :mp5:
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Well, there was a comment by my 21 year old daughter that I was "too immature to handle it"....had a good laugh from that. TW
There was a new young guy at my school who was hitting on my wife. My wife and I are 10 years apart in age. Not a big difference after all. Especially in todays society.
Anyways, he sees us together and walks up to me and asks, "Is that your daughter?"
I found it so funny that I walked away laughing my *** off. Problem is some other students heard him and went to talk to him. I never saw him again.
Anyways, he sees us together and walks up to me and asks, "Is that your daughter?"
I found it so funny that I walked away laughing my *** off. Problem is some other students heard him and went to talk to him. I never saw him again.
beau_safken
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Hmm I don't know what to choose. Click the search button, search by username and type beau_safken.
An enduser at work is quoted as saying, 'I used someone else's computer; but, it didn't know it was me'.
OnlyAnEgg said:
Oh no, end users. You must have many quotes from which to choose.
I received a call from an end user that the computer keyboard wasn't working right. I visited the end user and asked when the keyboard stopped working. "This morning sometime," was the only reply. I said, "Hmmm, sometimes staples and other objects get stuck in the keys and cause problems," and I proceeded to turn the keyboard over to shake out 'stuff'. Out of the keyboard came about a half cup of coffee onto my lap. She said, "Oh, I may have spilled some coffee in the keyboard."
lol...I love it
My very own mother had one. She said to me, she said, 'They just connected my cable modem and it worked for a few minutes and now, my laptop won't even turn on.' She had unplugged it and the battery was dead.
My very own mother had one. She said to me, she said, 'They just connected my cable modem and it worked for a few minutes and now, my laptop won't even turn on.' She had unplugged it and the battery was dead.
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OnlyAnEgg said:
That's similar to what my mother did (87 yrs. old). She called my older sister so upset that she could only get three channels on her TV. She had pushed the VCR or Sat/Cable button next to the TV button. But that wasn't found out until the repairman got there and looked at it. Maybe that isn't so stupid though, that is pretty confusing as she wanted to get cable not just regular on air stations. TW
I always found it funny when parents would ask their kids if they WANTED a spanking....
I often thought the reply should be:
"oh, please, can I, can I, huh, please, please, please!!!!!"
I often thought the reply should be:
"oh, please, can I, can I, huh, please, please, please!!!!!"
Henderson
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Maybe you guys won't find this amusing, but.....
Anytime a customer comes to me to discuss something about their cell phone account, I naturally need to pull the account up on my computer. The easiest way to do this is by mobile number. I of course, ask for their number. You would not believe how many people respond......
"I don't know. I don't call myself!"
I usually then ask if they receive calls, and when they say they do, I am unable to not ask......"How do THEY know the number and YOU don't?"
I guess that maybe after 10.5 yrs in the wireless industry, I'm a little jaded.
Anytime a customer comes to me to discuss something about their cell phone account, I naturally need to pull the account up on my computer. The easiest way to do this is by mobile number. I of course, ask for their number. You would not believe how many people respond......
"I don't know. I don't call myself!"
I usually then ask if they receive calls, and when they say they do, I am unable to not ask......"How do THEY know the number and YOU don't?"
I guess that maybe after 10.5 yrs in the wireless industry, I'm a little jaded.
Henderson
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I actually tried that once. Only once. My comment was more like "I can't wait". Ouch!Lisa said:I always found it funny when parents would ask their kids if they WANTED a spanking....
I often thought the reply should be:
"oh, please, can I, can I, huh, please, please, please!!!!!"
